Hey, y'all -- maybe you want to rethink letting Tom31b and the lawyers on-board your cruise -- this is from the NY Times:
"A incident occurred last month aboard the Sapphire Princess, a 2,600-passenger cruise ship on a 16-night voyage with scheduled stops in Singapore, Shanghai and other Asian ports. Two late-season typhoons severely disrupted the trip, canceling port calls in Vietnam, at Okinawa and at Taipei, Taiwan.
Unhappy passengers rushed to Internet stations to tell the world. Some were claiming they were on the verge of mutiny, The Sunday Mail reported while the ship was still at sea.
An online critic, Carolyn Spencer Brown, happened to be on the ship. Ms. Spencer Brown is editor of
CruiseCritic.com, which features cruise news and reviews.
Naturally, she also turned to the Internet. As the passenger unrest spread and the crew seemed unable to keep up with the clamor for timely information, she compiled a daily log from the storm-racked vessel.
A former
Washington Post reporter, Ms. Spencer Brown has sailed on most cruise lines. But this was her first mutiny.
As port stops were canceled and passengers found themselves with little to do, protest meetings broke out. It became Monty Python Meets the Perfect Storm, she said.
First there was a group of what Id call rabble-rousers, led by a
lawyer, she said. We were missing all of these ports, and they felt they werent getting the truth from the ships officers. At one point, with passengers assembled in the ships theater, she said, the attorney jumped up and grabbed the microphone away from the assistant cruise director and said: Were taking over the stage! We have a petition!
There was a big shouting match with the captain, she said. One passenger was telling everybody he was captain of a yacht back home. He stormed the bridge with
Google Earth printouts, she said, and demanded to show the captain how to navigate around the storm.
As the ship approached its final port, near Beijing, a few passengers threatened to barricade themselves in their staterooms unless they got $1,000 in
chits and a free cruise. Resistance collapsed when the captain noted that the police in Beijing would probably not be in the mood for negotiation, Ms. Spencer Brown said.