This is for you Stace to give you a laugh and maybe a few others.
DEAR DIARY: ..DAY ONE
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and
make-up.
Really excited.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the
Captain today - seems a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY .. DAY THREE
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls
off the
deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt
honored
and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner
with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with
caviar and
champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him
I could
not be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
Pool again today, got sun burnt, went inside to drink at piano bar
for
rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really
is
charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.Again I
declined. He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he
would
sink the ship.
I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX
Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.