8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 12

[Diznyfan68]

Sorry, I don't do drugs.

After all, a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

 

[sk8ingmom]

In the absense of our other Captain (Crash), I offer you pirates a mid-week diversion of get-ta-know-ya and ponderance:

How would you respond to the ten questions by Bernard Pivot that host James Lipton asks every guest on Inside the Actors Studio?

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Be careful answering #5!

<CHUCKLES>​

Did I do it right?

 

[yargrnhoj]

After all, a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

And I don't have much to waste.

 

[sk8ingmom]

Sorry, I don't do drugs.

Hey Lisa - please remove J.R. from the Cartagena Excursion Task Force.

 

[yargrnhoj]

In the absense of our other Captain (Crash), I offer you pirates a mid-week diversion of get-ta-know-ya and ponderance:​

How would you respond to the ten questions by Bernard Pivot that host James Lipton asks every guest on Inside the Actors Studio?​

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1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ​

Be careful answering #5!​

<CHUCKLES>​

Did I do it right?

1. What is your favorite word?
SPIGOT
2. What is your least favorite word?
GUARANTEE (GTY)
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
CAN'T ANSWER ON A FAMILY BOARD
4. What turns you off?
GROSS FOODS
5. What is your favorite curse word?
FIRETRUCK
6. What sound or noise do you love?
MY DAUGHTER'S LAUGHTER
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
MY DAUGHTER CRYING FOR NO REASON
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
STAND-UP COMEDIAN
9. What profession would you not like to do?
ANYTHING REQUIRING MANUAL LABOR
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
WELCOME, J. R., WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. HERE, TAKE MY SEAT, YOU'VE EARNED IT.​

 

[Diznyfan68]

In the absense of our other Captain (Crash), I offer you pirates a mid-week diversion of get-ta-know-ya and ponderance:

How would you respond to the ten questions by Bernard Pivot that host James Lipton asks every guest on Inside the Actors Studio?

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Be careful answering #5!

<CHUCKLES>​

Did I do it right?

1. Love
2. Hate
3. I'll have to come back to this one
4. Negativitiy
5. frickin'
6. the ocean/rain
7. nails on a chalkboard
8. actor
9. waitress
10. She would say to me - Welcome home, you got it right this time - you don't have to do it again.

 

[Diznyfan68]

Hey Lisa - please remove J.R. from the Cartagena Excursion Task Force.

 

[yargrnhoj]

Ok, I wasn't aware there WAS a "Cartagena Excursion Task Force", but, yeah, I would be a bad choice. I wouldn't know the difference between mary jane and oregano.

Although I have been known to snort powdered sugar.

 

[Diznyfan68]

Oh, I don't know if I could do a convention knowing WDW was just a few minutes away.

Believe it or not, when we were going round the room with everybody voting on one of the three locations that it had been narrowed down to, I did not pick Orlando, which resulted in many stares and someone actually getting up to feel my forehead (they all know of my addicition to the mouse - if you saw my office you would know why). Anyway, more people picked Orlando, so there you have it. I figure it won't be so bad - we're not in a Disney hotel, even though we are on property (Buena Vista Palace in DTD) so there won't be any Disney themeing to get me - and I might get a slight repreive Friday night as I have nothing scheduled from 5pm to 11:30 pm when we have our nightly meeting, so I could get over to DTD for a little while. It could be worse - I could be going there and not getting any Disney time at all!

 

[Diznyfan68]

Ok, I wasn't aware there WAS a "Cartagena Excursion Task Force", but, yeah, I would be a bad choice. I wouldn't know the difference between mary jane and oregano.

Although I have been known to snort powdered sugar.

Well the first thing is the smell...

 

[yargrnhoj]

Well the first thing is the smell...

Ok, that might help me know it isn't oregano, but I have no idea what marijuana smells like.

 

[yargrnhoj]

This is my
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post!

 

[Diznyfan68]

This is my
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post!

Congrats!

 

[Diznyfan68]

Ok, that might help me know it isn't oregano, but I have no idea what marijuana smells like.

If you know what weeds smell like you're fine!

 

[Grandma x3]

My DH decided at 36 to go to Law School. He graduated last May, took the bar for the 2nd time in February and now we're keeping our fingers crossed. For now, I am supporting us and he's home being the "kindergarten mom".

The Cal. bar exam is really tough - my fingers are crossed for him too.

Chris

 

[atakaratemom]

1. What is your favorite word?
Laughter
2. What is your least favorite word?
Taxes
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
Planning a big event that I have initiated and seeing it come to fruition.
4. What turns you off?
Deadlines
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Sounds like spit (shhh!)
6. What sound or noise do you love?
The ocean
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Sirens (I work near a hospital)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
International Spy
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Garbage Collector
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Hi Mary, there are some dearly loved people here who are going to be happy to see you again!

 

[tom31b]

1. What is your favorite word?

Of late, TOAL

2. What is your least favorite word?

Can't

3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?

The "g" version.... Life, happiness, my wife, my kids, my job, helping others

4. What turns you off?

Ignorance

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Why have one favorite? There are so many good ones. Depending on circumstances, it would usually be sh!t

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Two, one has a story, one just like. Running water (waves crashing, waterfall, winding brook) or the clinking of rope on metal (like the sound of a sail line hitting the mast in a port)

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Traffic

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Billionaire

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Third world clothing sewer.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Can I get you a beer?

 

[lbgraves]

I wasn't aware my tax software had a 'special disaster' setting. That would likely apply not only to my taxes, but my entire financial portfolio.

 

[kab407]

No, I regret to inform you there will never be another Groundhog's Day. Groundhog Stew Day, perhaps. GROUND-groundhog Day, definitely. But that little sucker will not live to see his shadow again.

With the weather we've been having, I'm with you on that.

 

[PBader]

Howsabout a little levity around here after such a heavy day.


A Good Pun is its Own Re-Word

Energizer Bunny arrested... charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is... always B-negative.

Practice safe eating... always use condiments.

A Freudian slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun Wedding... A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory... but it folded.

Marriage is... the mourning after the knot before.

A hangover is... the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are... making headlines.

Sea captains... don't like crew cuts.

A successful diet is... the triumph of mind over platter.

A gossip is... someone with a great sense of rumour.



If you like these.....I have some more.....

Thanks MR
I really needed the laugh! I am so exhausted from coming back from vacation and trying to get everything ready for Thunder and then the Derby. I like the days when 6-8 hours and I am done way more than 16 hour ones. I finally finished programming my spare cash register at 3am! and then still made it to work by 8. They are calling for sunshine and 74 on Saturday so that means we really have to load up on everything and keep everything where we can get to it. I love this time of the year, but am glad to see it over with.

BTW any of you dissers coming to Louisville for the KY Derby?