Hey all... just missed the pirate run I see.

Good. (Congrats to the winner!)
Now I need some serious thinkin' help here. I just got an intriguing e-mail.... it's part of the
POTC event 
at WDW that I'm doing in May. They want answers to these questions, with no explanation as to why they're asking.

I want to make my answers stand out, to be creative, to make those reading them laugh and marvel at my whit.
I know that Crash usually does the "Answer Me This" type of thing, but I'm hoping some of your answer will light a spark in my imagination. (My brain is so dead right now, it really needs a spark!) Either that, or I'll just pirate your answer and use them as my own. So, be creative and answer these 9 questions...
Favorite Ocean: Atlantic (where the islands are)
Favorite Pet kind and name: Poodle - Sadie
Favorite Vacation Spot: Castaway Cay
Favorite Food: Rum Cake
Favorite Pirate slang: Ahoy Matey
Favorite Treasure Chest Jewel - i.e. Gold, Diamond, Pearls, Rubies: Gold
Favorite Pirates of the Caribbean Icon (Ride or Movie): The Wench Auction
Favorite Pirates of the Caribbean Character from the RIDE: The pirate being chased by the wench - the original version
What Pirates of the Caribbean Movie Character do you best relate to?: The First Mate - Mr. Gibbs
Choices are:
Pirate...............Governor.....................Blacksmith
Navy Officer......Spy............................Assassin
First Mate.........Gunner........................Personal Assistant;
Ghost...............Merchant....................Deckhand;
Guard...............Crewman.....................Captain;
Town Clerk........Governor's Daughter......Maid;
Pirate Wench.