5/27/06 "Il pochi il fiero i blabbermouths" We *will* sail again

[ohiominnie]

Just got this in an email and it's pretty funny. Sounds like something Taylor Mason would say!!
Anyone hear when he said "I got married because I got sick of completing my own sentences?" HA HA HA

Anyway, here ya go:

Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of
the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)































Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.





Men Keep scrolling















































By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen

 

[WDWLVR]

Won't they be surprised tonight when they get baked garlic shrimp with a side of sauteed snow peas and ****ake mushrooms (oh my goodness, I'm starting to cook like the Scubas!!)

edited to add....who can guess what type of mushrooms we're having tonight? Apparently it's a taboo word here on the DIS!

 

[justmestace]

I'm doing it for my children. To allow them the opportunity to grow and mature in the presence of other young people they know and love.

How's that? Sound like I'm sacrificing enough?

Sounds good to me! Anything for our children. Almost.

 

[tinksdad]

Sounds good to me! Anything for our children. Almost.

"We" like that approach. Heck, that's how Alicia and I got to dive with the manatees after the cruise.



It's for the children honey!!

 

[tinksdad]

...snip...

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen

I LIKE it!!

 

[tinksdad]

Good job, Cajungirl! Now you need to add smilies and color, it's a tradition.

Not really 24 fans, since we already have our quota of "must see" shows. Two of which are on Wednesday night! Lost and Alias. Alias looks great in the previews, it's the season premiere.

Hey Hon! You need to fix that broken link in your signature


(now that I changed the website around.....)


If you're going to get a TOP, it's nice to share with your Honey!!

 

[ohiominnie]

Mr. and Mrs. Scuba,
This is a public request to please not force our children to eat anything they are really hesitant to eat. Tonight they had to try shrimp. All they had to eat was a bite of shrimp the size of a marble. KT gagged, choked and spit it out on her plate. Nick wasn't so lucky. Let's just say if he tries shrimp on the cruise and has the same reaction, they may just quarantine him to his room and the poor servers will have quite a mess to clean up. Sigh.....
Thank you....
Mr. and Mrs. OhioM.

 

[scuba diver]

Won't they be surprised tonight when they get baked garlic shrimp with a side of sauteed snow peas and ****ake mushrooms (oh my goodness, I'm starting to cook like the Scubas!!)

Very impressive. I know you can do it.

 

[scuba diver]

I love Tuesday nights. Everyone is gone and it is my night home alone. My chance to open the good wine and plan for a cruise!

Tonight I even get to watch a football game!

 

[kikipug]

Everyone is gone and it is my night home alone. My chance to open the good wine and plan for a cruise!

Tonight I even get to watch a football game!

Home alone... what's that?? I'm jealous!

 

[scuba diver]

Home alone... what's that?? I'm jealous!

It's over. They all just came home. It was good while it lasted.

It gave me a chance to start looking at St. Maarten shore excursions for November.

 

[kikipug]

It's over. They all just came home. It was good while it lasted.

.

Hope that doesn't mean your football watching is over... the game is just getting good!!!!

You can probably hear my neighbor yelling from there... he's the biggest OU FANATIC I have ever met!!!

 

[ladypoo]

We are still here. Just been busy. With trips to WDW almost back to back and work. it has been hectic.
We are in room 7120 I believe we have late dining. party includes
Patty 45 at time of cruise
Misti 36
Dom 5
It is nice to see the thread pick up and just run away. I had a lot of pages to read to catch up.
Hope everyone has a wonderful week.

 

[ohioMickey]

OHIO SUNWATCH UPDATE

Okay, It's now been SIX days since I last saw the sun. It started raining again this evening and it isn't supposed to stop until sometime Thursday. Our yard is already a swamp from 10+ inches of now-melted snow, and the BEAST (who is actually much less of a beast compared to her behavior before the cruise) is tracking mud into our "sunroom."

NOW is when I really need that RainForest room!

on the BRIGHT side ... I finally finished going through the piles of paperwork that accumulates in the office during vacation. :jumping4:

MARY - Hoping your arm is all better.

 

[dzneprincess]

Double Scoop Group Info
** All ages listed are at cruise time**

Deck 1
Deck 2
Kikipug aka Karen=2034 Karen and Ray (30 somethings) DD Elizabeth (12) DS Christopher (9) early seating


Deck 5
dznyacct aka Kathy=5020 Kathy and Brian (40 somethings) one son Jake (15) Jakes friend Matt (15) late seating

dzneprincess aka Amanda=5022/5024 Steve and Amanda (30 somethings) DS CJ (10), DD Taylor (9), DS Max (6) and DS Nathan (3) late seating fairest and bestest of all

Dancind aka Diana=5622 Diana and Kevin, DD Alicia (15) (Tindancer) late seating knows the top 3 reasons to move to FLA

BibbidyBobbidyBoo aka Shelley=5522/5524 Shelley and Jeff (30 somethings) DD Ruby (12.5) DS Robert (8.5) and DD Rita ( almost 6) late seating will be neighbors keep moaning down

Deck 6
subadiver aka Jim=6048/6049 Jim and Sharon (ScubaMom) DS Matt (16) DD Lisa (12) late seating Banfi abuser

ohiominnie aka Karen=6056 Mike and Karen, DD KT (almost 12) DS Nick (9) late seating (peer pressures easily) aka * NOT*The Beast






Deck 7
RAC aka Randi=7005/7007 Jody and Randi (30 somethings) Don and Gail (50 somethings) DD Ashylyn (9)late seating

CajunGirl2 aka Angie=7012 Angie and Bruce (40 somethings) DD Emily (5) DD Ashly (3.5) early seating

km2all=7014 km and DH , DS (9) ? seating


lunsusie aka Susie=7067 Susie and Ds Andy (17) late seating

ladypoo aka Patty =7120 Patty(45), Misti(36) and Dom(5) late seating

whnim64 aka Sandi=7122 Sandi (50) and Larry(46) one son, Caleb (11.5) early seating

moocow35 aka Robin=7124 Robin and DD Aimee (19) early seating mean chick going on repo cruise

BWVPam aka Pam=7503 Pam and Charles (40 somethings) DS Dale (15) DD Ashley (11) ) early seating

MarkRG and WDWLVR=7622 Mark and Mary early seating Official weeks left counter



Deck 8
justmestace aka Stacey=8534 Stacey (48) and Jay(55 almost 56), DD Jordan (16) DS Jared (13) late seating ahem, likes to drink

WVMD aka Virgil=8546 Virgil and Frances (40 somethings) DD Kristen (21) DD Lauren (11) late seating



Unkown Room Number
dobelover aka Sue=? Sue (56) TBA early seating

sopandbass aka Sharon=? Sharon and Steve DD (5) Isabel early seating

DVCcruise=? DVC and DH, DS (11) and DD (9) ? seating

doubletroublemom=? DTM and DH, Twim DDs (almost 9) ? seating


NYDisneyMom aka Phyllis=? Phyllis and DH, DS (11) and DS (9) ? seating







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[dzneprincess]

Looks like Patty, Sandy and Robin are neighbors! Cool. And Angie and Kim2all, and of course kathy and myself with Shelley being my across the way neighbor! LOL

 

[justmestace]

Lots of younger kids on this cruise...that's great! Perhaps we won't have any "teen troubles"!!

This is the perfect time to cruise. We went at this same time on our first cruise, and the ship wasn't crowded at all. But with this being another kind of "special" cruise, maybe it will sell out.
I wish it were this May, and not next!

 

[tinksdad]

It's over. They all just came home. It was good while it lasted.

It gave me a chance to start looking at St. Maarten shore excursions for November.

Are we talking Saba.............?

 

[WDWLVR]

OHIO SUNWATCH UPDATE

Okay, It's now been SIX days since I last saw the sun. It started raining again this evening and it isn't supposed to stop until sometime Thursday. Our yard is already a swamp from 10+ inches of now-melted snow, and the BEAST (who is actually much less of a beast compared to her behavior before the cruise) is tracking mud into our "sunroom."

NOW is when I really need that RainForest room!

on the BRIGHT side ... I finally finished going through the piles of paperwork that accumulates in the office during vacation. :jumping4:

MARY - Hoping your arm is all better.

Mike - snow is falling here so it will soon be coming your way. No sign of the sun for a while now.

The arm is better - thanks for asking. The bruising has all faded and I can just still feel a slight bump where the bite was. Very wierd! Thanks for being there for me.

 

[scuba diver]

OHIO SUNWATCH UPDATE

Our yard is already a swamp from 10+ inches of now-melted snow, and the BEAST (who is actually much less of a beast compared to her behavior before the cruise) is tracking mud into our "sunroom."

Does OhioMinnie agree that the Beast has calmed down or have you just been hiding in your office to avoid the Beast?

If he has calmed down than maybe more cruises with long stays in the kennel is the training technique for you to use.