Since PhillyJen can't remember the details of the "THONG" story, I did a little research and this is what I came up with...Headgear Pat must really exist because he posted this AWESOME list of things from the last cruise that didn't suck! Read "NEW FAD IN DOLL CLOTHES" for the thong story...read the rest of them just for a good laugh!!!
This is an actual post from Headgear Pat dated 5-12-2004 (immediately following our last cruise)
Headgear Pat The
Disney Cruise 2004 - Top X things that dont suck
--as told by yours truly...
Nude sun-bathers at Le Gallion beach in St. Martin.
Where else can you check these out with your wife present?
Hey look at those..
Those are huge...
Nice, but it looks like they hurt
Ive never seen sun screen applied
there before
But the hour of meaningful conversation my wife (Philly Jen) about these items on display, reminded me of why we have coffee table books
to merely stimulate conversation.
Jamaica James and the $80 case of beer
Buckets of beer (buy 5 they give you the sixth one for free). Hey, it was vacation, so we ordered 4 of them for the day. Just so I didnt feel like I got ripped off, I brought the buckets home
still have found no use for them.
Confirmed Motion Sickness on A1A.
My wife (Philly Jen) claims it was the party flu.
I claim it was motion sickness.
Thanks to Tom (our one man jury), it has been confirmed Motion Sickness coupled with some bad fish. Not a pretty site but a remarkable ending to a wonderful cruises.
It also reminded me that my days as a rock star truly are numbered.
The look on our Room Stewards face when I asked him if the curtain in the room (i.e. the one that separates the adult bed from the kids bunk beds) was sound proof. You wouldve thought I was talking in another language...
Introducing Key Lime Martinis to new friends (and hopefully to Bowtie Joe and JenLyn)
You might think you can look up the recipe and recreate yourself but theres always a little magic in those drinks when I make them.
so good going down, you forget how many youve had. The informal party the last night. Hmm, party in a stateroom the size of most peoples closets
okay, we can make it work. And it did. Party was great and thanks to everyone who assisted in reducing the number of items I had to declare at customs. I was left standing, with a puzzled look, at the customs agent
I swear I had more than this to claim
Tom/Julie and family, Steve/Laura (the Pango Clan) and our friends from the cuse (that Syracuse to those outside the upstate NY area)
Great drinks, great times, great fun
New Fad in Doll Clothes.
Somewhat of an inside story, but I thought I would share. Our friends in another cabin from cuse, said they left a bag in our room with her daughter doll clothes in them. My wife emailed her and said, that we accidentally packed it. My wife, being diligent, decided to send it back to her on Monday when we returned home from the cruise. Our friends received the package, but indicated there was a pair of unidentified, white thong panties also in the bag. No, Tom they werent my size
.Yes, please remind Philly Jen to check the bags before sending
The Birth of Headgear Pat.
I dont why my wife does it but every time we are around friends, she tells them I have braces (like I traveling act at the carnival). But this time, it worked out for the better as Julie, asked in her most of serious voices
.Do you wear headgear?
the rest is history and hence, the birth of Headgear Pat
.
See, I wasn't kidding!!! This is good stuff!!!