Bobby Brady: Mom always says not to play ball in the house!
Cindy Brady: I'm not a snitcher; I just tell it like it is.
*Carol walks into Mike's den to show off her new ensemble for their weekend vacation at a dude ranch*
Carol Ann Brady: What are you going to wear, Mike?
Mike Brady: Oh I don't know... my cowboy boots...
Carol Ann Brady: [in her best John Wayne impression] Well ya better wear somethin' else, or you're gonna get arrested!
Mike Brady: Not to mention sunburn!
When its time to change
then its time to change
dont fight the tide come along for the ride, dont you see
when its time to change you've got to rearrange
who you are and what you're gonna be.
sha na na na na na na sha na na na na na