20041218-cruise-friends-memories Part 5

[WDWLVR]

ATTENTION!!!

I'm not sure if Bear knew they were missing, but I have found 15 of his long lost relatives that had run off to join the circus!!

If Bear, or anyone else for that matter, would like to see the lost family members, go here:
(make sure you pass your mouse over the bears)

http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier

Too cute ! I think that is one of the things we will keep away from bear. Hopefully he won't see that post and try it at home.

 

[afff]

Gus - if you check the manufacturer's online site they usually have the manuals available in a pdf format that you can then print out.

Thanks Mary.........

Gus

 

[WDWLVR]

That is SOOOO sweet. DD (10) is the one who wants to start this. She always looks longingly at the cute little sticker sets (the ones that come in those transparent little bags) I haven't a clue where to start. I was going to take Mary's advice and sign her up for a class at Archiver's once the cruise is over.

You are SOOOOOO generous!!! Thanks!!

Karen - DCL sells a good basic kit on board as well. It is an 8 1/2 x 11 album, includes page protectors, colored card stock, stickers, and cut-outs. Cost has been $25. I've gotten one from every cruise and plan to get one this time as well.

 

[WDWLVR]

Button & Mini-Nav update:


As of this morning they are in Louisville, KY on their way to Florida!

 

[WDWLVR]

Did everyone leave or are they laying it wait for the top?

 

[ohiominnie]

Starting the "why we love kids" series:


NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

 

[WDWLVR]

Hmmmmmmm - darn administrator - see I knew Karen was just waiting for that top!

 

[ohiominnie]

HONESTY
My 4-year-old son Zachary, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

 

[ohiominnie]

MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

 

[ohiominnie]

POLICE
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

 

[ohiominnie]

ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

 

[ohiominnie]

DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

 

[ohiominnie]

BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages ... Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out ... "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

 

[ohiominnie]

Hmmmmmmm - darn administrator - see I knew Karen was just waiting for that top!

Actually, I was reading email and got this cute one...Thought I'd share and was copy and pasting. Had no idea!! Really!

Of course, I took ONE email and broke it up to help the post count!

 

[ohiominnie]

Ok, I'm officially back to hating my dog. Seems with this new fence that we bought her she has developed a newfound (or should I say REfound) independence. She goes out and it's impossible to get her back in. Calling her doesn't work. Chasing her is a miserable mess. Ignoring her and leaving her out there is just an invitation to trouble. I threatened her and now the rest of the day she's going to go out on a leash. Unfortunately, she's brain damaged and has absolutely NO idea what I'm saying or that her leash time is a consequence of her willfull disobedience!

 

[ohiominnie]

I will add that exactly ONE week from today at THIS time...she will be locked up in a kennel!! So, officially, my vacation starts when I pull out of the kennel lot! Yeah, I'll have to run Nick to his last play, throw a pizza party for the cast and then come home and pack, clean and prepare....but without the dog.....AH....BLISS!!!!

Who needs the Disney Magic? I'll just stay home and enjoy my dog-free house.
not really. that was a joke!

 

[ohiominnie]

12 posts on this page and 11 are mine. Sick of me yet??

 

[ohiominnie]

12 posts on this page and 11 are mine. Sick of me yet??

Ya know, after I posted this I thought...."maybe I really don't want to know." That was a rhetorical question. No need to answer!!!!

 

[WVMD]

Of course, I took ONE email and broke it up to help the post count!

and you think I didn't????

Virgil
TFD

 

[WVMD]

Who needs the Disney Magic? I'll just stay home and enjoy my dog-free house.
not really. that was a joke!

I'm sure that Mike, KT and Nick will miss you - and think of you on occasion...

Virgil
TFD