#5010
Originally posted by justmestace
Is this FIVE?
Please, can I have 5000? I promise to be good, and not bore the daylights out of anyone anymore!
YAYYYYY!
Great technique, Stacey.....How about an interview? You, Regis, etc., etc. On the Wonder, red carpet, with the 10,000 th poster...
I can see it now...One segment devoted to speed typing, fluff insertion and computer control and another segment, starring me, myself, and I on the reasons why, as an experienced middle school teacher, I have a professionally-developed perspective on the fact that children who frequent these adult-participation boards may occasionally see things that hurt their feelings, shock their sensibilities or reveal to them the vicissitudes of life.
with a post script about the reasons why occasionally emptying a dog's bed will scare the scorpions away....Verrry close guess, not spider...scorpion...ICK!!!. When you suggested spider, I ran out, neat trick, threw Cash's bed over and there, under the pad were three scorpions....enjoying the body heat, I guess... If I'd thought of it yesterday I could have dosed him with Benadryl.
Thanks for the brilliance! Won't have to shoot him or get him repaired after all.....Yayyyyy!