18 ways to annoy your stallmate in a public bathroom

Tigger&Belle

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I *think* these are up to DIS standards...got this email from my sister and she can be naughtier than me. ;)


1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

14. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

15. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

16. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
 

Senator Craig attempted the first one and he got arrested!:lmao:
 
That was hysterical! I think I just scared the crap out of my boss laughing so hard. :lmao:
 
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I have to agree that number 12 is hysterical!!
 
#7 actually made me spit water all over the monitor!:rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 
Dang...and you have the nerve to complain about my pictures?:rolleyes: :rotfl:

I loved # 17:rotfl: :rotfl: :magnify: peek-a-boo
 
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

I loved these two. :rotfl2:
 
These were just too gross and too funny! Especially number 12. I would so seriously freak if someone did that to me. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
I am not going to ever be in the restroom without thinking about this again. I'll probably explode into giggles..........
 
I think it was Howie Mandel who used to have a schtick in his comdey routine (like a hundred years ago when he did stand up) where he suggested briging a warm Hershey bar into the stall, smearing it all over your hand/fingers, then reaching under the stall to your neighbor and asking, "Hey, man, you got any toilet paper in there?"

Oh, and on the bathroom track, we actually have a sign someone made up and stuck on the stall in the ladies' room, reminding us not to flush feminine hygiene products nor underwear!!!
 
Oh man! This was not the thread to read while on a conference call!! I probably sound like I'm crying to the other participants as I try to suppress the laughter!
 














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