Disney Mystic
Disney Fanatic and Father of Four Lil' Fanatics
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Warning: This is not an entirely positive review. For those who use these forums to escape into a 'happy place' until your next visit, please skip this. I'm a big Disney fan but I don't hold back when it comes to reviews. It's not personal, and the world isn't perfect. These are my opinions and I could be completely wrong, but I'm not here to debate them.
15 Things I Think After Visiting DL/DCA on 1/30 and 1/31.
1. The number of people driving the motorized carts grows every time I visit. The number of times I notice someone nearly getting run over by them also goes up each visit. I heard one of the best comments this past visit from someone in line: "This place is looking more like Wall-E every time I come here."
(Please see my reply #8 in this thread due to concerns over insensitive remarks. This wasn't the intent here. I myself am overweight and my complaint here isn't about the people, but how a select few drive their vehicles.)
2. Cafe Orleans is a nice place to have dinner. The Monte Cristo is somewhat overrated. For $15, I expected a lot more quality. However, compared to poor service and food poisoning from Blue Bayou, I'll take a $15 ham and cheese any day.
3. Over in the DCA Redwood Creek Challenge Trail, for two straight visits we've found probably the laziest most rude employee at the park. She's a Native American, always wears her hair back in a straight tail, a little overweight and extremely bossy. On our first visit, she was working the rock climbing, and parents in the line were calling her "Atilla the Hun".
On our most recent trip, there she was again, this time working at the little thing where the kids can slide down the line on a tire. She became agitated if she had to step out and help a little kid (my daughter had a hard time pulling the tire to the starting point). She was short with the parents who had wanted to stand in their little approved 'box' to video the kids. Just all around a person that is TOTALLY not in the spirit of what Disney is about.
So a little later, I decided to bring her up to a kid working the rock climbing spot. He states to me and I quote: "Wow, yes I know exactly who you are talking about. She treats the employees like that too, and the funny thing is she isn't even a manager."
4. DCA on Saturday was a mess of broken rides. The roller coaster, broken, I saw some poor people stuck up on it. Toy Story, shut down. The big ferris wheel, not working. Now I know why the lines in other places were longer than usual, three big attractions being closed on a weekend is bad.
5. Trading pins with Disney employees can really be magical sometime. We met the nicest person ever near the drawing class in DCA. He not only gave me and my daughter some rare pins, as he heard we were going off to see the Aladdin show, he asked us to wait a minute and vanished through a side door. He came back and told us we had VIP seats and about 2 minutes to spare if we got over there. Sure enough, we made it just in time, and had the best seats in the house. After years of visiting, we'd never seen this show. It was definitely an amazing show and the actions of one Disney employee washed away a lot of the bad things we'd experienced.
6. Just walking through Downtown Disney makes me hungry. The smell. The music. You can't beat it.
7. R.I.P. Libby Lu's. We were there for the ending, as the employees came out for a final song to tell everyone goodbye. This place will always have a special place in our hearts as this was where my young daughter had her ears pierced. I always thought we'd be able to come back there when she was older to show her where it was done.
8. I don't understand why the Peter Pan line is always 50x longer than everything else in the area.
9. The walk-through of the Castle is open again and a must-do.
10. When I was in my 20's, I could spin all day and the teacups ride never bothered me. In my 30's, it is a completely different ride. <Sad face>
11. The giant letter 'I' between the two parks is the most unpopular letter. However if you tell your kids to run over to it and act like they love it and start snapping pictures, suddenly you'll see people lining up for it. It's a fun little thing to do that works every time.
12. Rick-rolling people via bluetooth is great fun while in line. If you ever receive this image from a phone while in line, it is likely me nearby.
(If you don't know what Rick rolling is, check here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick-Rolling.
13. I'd pay extra for a pass that would just let me stay on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride all day. I'd pay even more if I could be tossed some rolls from Blue Bayou as I floated by.
14. The first 100,000 target on the Buzz Lightyear ride is easy to hit. The second one is near impossible.
15. The "magic show" carts are yet another victim of the economy in Downtown Disney. Certain employees told us it was only going to get worse for both parks and the neighboring shopping district. After this Disney news hit today (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a32rh0PfwfZE&refer=home) I'm not terribly optimistic either.
However on the bright side, perhaps the overpriced GCH rooms will see more frequent price drops as attendance drops this year.
Until next time.
Warning: This is not an entirely positive review. For those who use these forums to escape into a 'happy place' until your next visit, please skip this. I'm a big Disney fan but I don't hold back when it comes to reviews. It's not personal, and the world isn't perfect. These are my opinions and I could be completely wrong, but I'm not here to debate them.
15 Things I Think After Visiting DL/DCA on 1/30 and 1/31.
1. The number of people driving the motorized carts grows every time I visit. The number of times I notice someone nearly getting run over by them also goes up each visit. I heard one of the best comments this past visit from someone in line: "This place is looking more like Wall-E every time I come here."
(Please see my reply #8 in this thread due to concerns over insensitive remarks. This wasn't the intent here. I myself am overweight and my complaint here isn't about the people, but how a select few drive their vehicles.)
2. Cafe Orleans is a nice place to have dinner. The Monte Cristo is somewhat overrated. For $15, I expected a lot more quality. However, compared to poor service and food poisoning from Blue Bayou, I'll take a $15 ham and cheese any day.
3. Over in the DCA Redwood Creek Challenge Trail, for two straight visits we've found probably the laziest most rude employee at the park. She's a Native American, always wears her hair back in a straight tail, a little overweight and extremely bossy. On our first visit, she was working the rock climbing, and parents in the line were calling her "Atilla the Hun".
On our most recent trip, there she was again, this time working at the little thing where the kids can slide down the line on a tire. She became agitated if she had to step out and help a little kid (my daughter had a hard time pulling the tire to the starting point). She was short with the parents who had wanted to stand in their little approved 'box' to video the kids. Just all around a person that is TOTALLY not in the spirit of what Disney is about.
So a little later, I decided to bring her up to a kid working the rock climbing spot. He states to me and I quote: "Wow, yes I know exactly who you are talking about. She treats the employees like that too, and the funny thing is she isn't even a manager."
4. DCA on Saturday was a mess of broken rides. The roller coaster, broken, I saw some poor people stuck up on it. Toy Story, shut down. The big ferris wheel, not working. Now I know why the lines in other places were longer than usual, three big attractions being closed on a weekend is bad.
5. Trading pins with Disney employees can really be magical sometime. We met the nicest person ever near the drawing class in DCA. He not only gave me and my daughter some rare pins, as he heard we were going off to see the Aladdin show, he asked us to wait a minute and vanished through a side door. He came back and told us we had VIP seats and about 2 minutes to spare if we got over there. Sure enough, we made it just in time, and had the best seats in the house. After years of visiting, we'd never seen this show. It was definitely an amazing show and the actions of one Disney employee washed away a lot of the bad things we'd experienced.
6. Just walking through Downtown Disney makes me hungry. The smell. The music. You can't beat it.
7. R.I.P. Libby Lu's. We were there for the ending, as the employees came out for a final song to tell everyone goodbye. This place will always have a special place in our hearts as this was where my young daughter had her ears pierced. I always thought we'd be able to come back there when she was older to show her where it was done.
8. I don't understand why the Peter Pan line is always 50x longer than everything else in the area.
9. The walk-through of the Castle is open again and a must-do.
10. When I was in my 20's, I could spin all day and the teacups ride never bothered me. In my 30's, it is a completely different ride. <Sad face>
11. The giant letter 'I' between the two parks is the most unpopular letter. However if you tell your kids to run over to it and act like they love it and start snapping pictures, suddenly you'll see people lining up for it. It's a fun little thing to do that works every time.

12. Rick-rolling people via bluetooth is great fun while in line. If you ever receive this image from a phone while in line, it is likely me nearby.


13. I'd pay extra for a pass that would just let me stay on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride all day. I'd pay even more if I could be tossed some rolls from Blue Bayou as I floated by.
14. The first 100,000 target on the Buzz Lightyear ride is easy to hit. The second one is near impossible.
15. The "magic show" carts are yet another victim of the economy in Downtown Disney. Certain employees told us it was only going to get worse for both parks and the neighboring shopping district. After this Disney news hit today (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a32rh0PfwfZE&refer=home) I'm not terribly optimistic either.
However on the bright side, perhaps the overpriced GCH rooms will see more frequent price drops as attendance drops this year.
Until next time.