A few days ago, some hammer head started a thread called the best trip report thread ever. Hardly. We all know this is it.
Well, here goes the longest post for this thread-make sure that you read this all. No skimming.
OK Turkey Fans, as promised, here we go.
As you know, there are a few unsolved mysteries still floating around out there about our cruise. After much thought and careful analysis, I have been able to review all of the available evidence, and I believe that I have been able to patch together the facts that will answer those mysteries.
So, as all good detectives do, I will begin with a review of the undisputed facts. The following points are things that we know are absolutely true:
1. Dubbya and Lampy have taken multiple Disney Cruises together. They have also both booked the same cruise for next December.
2. Before the 11/19 sailing, Lampy and Dubbya met for a private rendezvous in Downtown Disney.
3. Lampy sometimes likes to dress like a lady (not that there is anything wrong with that-I am just stating the facts). Here is an example:
4. Dubbya, on the other hand, sometimes likes to dress like a trans-gendered rock star from the 80's ( I am also not saying that there is anything wrong with this-just making an objective observation). Here is an example of that:
5. Instead of spending quality time with their DWs on this cruise, Lampy and Dubbya spent a lot of time with each other. This even happened on the night of their REAS romantic turndown service.
6. Mrs. Lampy and Mrs. Dubbya were seen in the company of a very good looking man on several occasions on the cruise, here are some examples:
7. Before the Ron Bon Jovis performed on 80's night, Dubbya, Lampy, and a bunch of other men (no women) danced with each other to 80's classics from performers such as Boy George and Michael Jackson (again, nothing wrong with this, but it was a disturbing sight):
8. On one evening of the cruise, Lampy and Dubbya appeared at AP after everyone had just finished dinner with a bucket of beer. They claimed to have just finished dining at Palo. Their DWs were no where to be seen. Lampy kept referring to Dubbya by the pet name beer boy.
9. Lampy portrayed the sailor in the 70's night performance of the Village People.
10. Both Lampy and Dubbya are surprisingly good dancers.
11. Dubbya and Lampy seemed to always be in the Quiet Cove hot tub together. Granted, there would occasionally be other people there too, but they seemed to be there together an awful lot.
12. One night, Dubbya and Lampy brought an inflatable male doll to dinner and had themselves photographed with it (now, there is something wrong with that!)
13. There allegedly was a wedding on
Castaway Cay on Friday 11/25, but no one saw a bride or groom except for Dubbya and Lampy.
14. This decoration from the wedding depicts two grooms!
Please take careful note of the fact that the shorter vegetable is wearing what appears to be a pink tu-tu, and a sailor hat (hmmm), and the taller vegetable is wearing a vest with no shirt (hmmmm again).
So what do we make of all this. Well, before you jump to any conclusions, let me share a few pieces of information that you may not be aware of :
1. We all know that Dubbya has posted his Costa Maya Beach photo of the lady in the thong bathing suit about 50 times (at least). But it wasnt until I received this photo from Doogie that the truth about this photo was revealed:
Now, I know that some of you skeptics might be saying that this is a doctored photograph, and it does look a little weird, but Doogie says it was just some kind of a pixel problem with his camera. The photo is real.
What you do not know about this photo is that it wasnt taken on Costa Maya at all. It was really taken on the private beach at Castaway Cay. You see, I accidently happened upon this scene when I inadvertently went down this road when I got lost of the bike path:
When I got to the private beach, there was a sign there that said Private-Commitment Ceremony Reception. Commitment Ceremony? What is that? And, why were Dubbya and Lampy there?
2.. Late one night, on the ship, I was getting on the elevator, and Dubbya and Lampy came off of the elevator at the same time. They were wearing robes and had towels wrapped around their heads like women. They mentioned that they had just painted each others toe nails after having taken a long soak in the hot tub.
3. Dubbya and Lampy booked one of the new spa rooms for an alone time treatment. I dont know much more about that, and I promised not to tell who told me.
So, Folks, there you have it. I think that you can draw your own conclusions from here. I dont want to start any rumors or anything. I just wanted to clear the air by stating the facts.
TCD
But we were really lucky that no trees landed directly on our home. Some huge pecan trees fell right next to us, but just barely missed. We were without electricity for 22 days. I had a generator and small window unit AC, but those cold showers will be in my memory for a while. 
