Ok - I should know better but I so walked into this one. I was just speaking to DH and he made me laugh so hard I had to tell him I would call him back

. He would of course DIE if he knew I am posting this so shhhh. Anyway I said "I have a question for you. I wouldn't want you to feel left out
here the speech got real fast because I realized I had blundered I mean, you aren't part of anything or being made to be but ...would you like a green lei?" What do you think he replied
"You know me, I'll take anything I can get.
I'm still dense being set up for the punch line because I didn't see it coming whether you call it green or what I'm game for it - hmm a green lay. Sounds interesting"
Anyway I need to call him back because I couldn't continue because I was laughing too hard.