Uh, Steph...you do realize the 29th is the day of the cruise, don't you?If you go see the lights, we won't see you on the boat!
Uh, Steph...you do realize the 29th is the day of the cruise, don't you?
Poor old thang she tries to keep up with this fast moving world but sometimes it is just too much for her
Uncle Jeff...you want to adopt me?
Uncle Jeff...you want to adopt me?
Um, there may be a slight kink in that tonight as I'm getting my roots cov--- er I mean, my hair cut --- right after work. But I guess there's no reason I can't chat while she's cutting
Jeffrey, we will be at WDW at Xmas remember!!!! We can see the lights then, with cocktails if you want
Greg, are you ready for this weekend? it soooooooooo better be a different game than last week.
Kay' lets see my weekend plans
Today i work til 630pm then I talk to my BFF on the ride home as she is having dinner cocktails.
Tomorrow is my niece's Sweet 16 party so I will be busy helping my sister aka the pretty pretty princess, get ready for that. Then I get to help "watch" 150 teenagers how much fun does that sound people? Plus I will be trying to get over the fact that she planned a party on a LSU game nght, lucky for her its not the alabama game or Nanny would not be there.I'm just sayin'
Sunday, I may try to see Mike or not and go Xmas shopping instead, I dunno yet.
Exhibit B.....incoherent babbling!
Ok Greg-LA, I'll fill you in before Denise gets her facts mixed up.
Denise thinks she's going to sneak a Harley Davidson on to the ship so I can ride it around while wearing a$$less chaps.
At the same time she says she's going to be chasing me while wearing a black leather dominatrix outfit with riding crop in hand.
We're dealing with issues the likes I've never seen before.
so now that I see what he has been posting.....I'm thinking he is actually the one with early alzheimers setting in!!!! I think he's hallucinating
its all thoes late nites on the disboards grabbing the top of the page.....I think it finally caught up to him!!!!:
lmao:
OK first thing first:
Sorry 
Yeah, I could do nothing right (not to mention she didn't seem to care about my seafood allergy) so I just decided to sit in my living room and watch TV, which of course pissed her off. So she starts making the sauce, she takes the blender out of the dishwasher and notices there is a hold in the bottom of it. She puts it on the base and figures that's how my "fancy" blender works. Well, she pours the tomatos in and turns it on. Yep, 2 cans of blended tomatos all over my kitchen. She didn't put the blades in!!!!!! Of course this was my fault because who takes the blades out of the blender when they wash it
Sounds just like me. We actually have our "handyman" on speed dial. 
