Hey yall, Ma says I gots to pay fur the rest of this cruiz, I was gonna go fishin on weekend but little Elmer ate up all my worms, ma says its cause he like um, but I think he wants me to stay home and help them with the last minute skool plannin. We hiccups genrully go to my brother Jaspers on labor day for 3 days of fun, but Jaspers come down with minor case of lead poisoning, seems he got a backside of buckshot from chicken thievin yesturday. I am gonna drop oof a batch of Vernas poltice remedy and hope hes bottom is better by weekend. Were shure excitged about going on cruz this winter with yall, my bunions are tellin me that theres some bad weather comin tho so I bettur get busy and shore up this old trailer before it gets here. Well all the the rug rats are doing there last minu;te sckool shoppin and ill be busy at work taday and tommory at the store. Gotta go.
Elmer.