woogal
All I need is a big ole ship and a Caribbean desti
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no but I bet Kelly does.![]()
Good thinking!
no but I bet Kelly does.![]()
our waiters weren't the cream of the crop.... heck, they weren't even the cream of the wheat. Hi Mickey...still pinin' for the old country? Well, get us a few drinks before ya start cryin....
That's an understatment, they were terrible. Worst service we have had on any cruise.
Good Morning Everyone!
For those of you west of me--please turn off the cold water tap and turn up the temperature!
Have a great weekend!
I can't even remember our waiter's name.....what a great impression he left on us!
Hi everyone!
I've planted the cruise seed with BFW so we'll what happens! I guess it depends on the soil conditions -- hopefully it's not too sandy....![]()
Bald dudes stick together.Gosh, How did Brantley rate a personal invite from mutt? I am sooo jealous. Nobody invited me
I invited myself.
Maybe there is a secret message in that somewhere![]()
I'm sure your parents meant the actual act of conception was pleasant.
Bald dudes stick together.
Of course Greg would think the bad weather is all my fault. He is jealous of my powers.
Kathy
That's right, we do. In fact, here is a little information for you from sexybaldguys.com
Hair A fur like substance appearing on the outer skin of human beings. It was popular during the ice age since it served to keep people warm. There is currently no known practical purpose for hair, especially on the top of male heads. There is a conspiracy composed of personal grooming companies as well as hair replacement and artificial hair companies striving to keep the "hair is beautiful" myth alive. Don't take my word about the conspiracy, ask Michael Jordan or Bruce Willis.
Hirsute From the Greek hiesuitus describing a male outer garment made from the hair of conquered Mongols. Popularized by the cloth merchant G. Armini III during the reign of Julius Caesar. Emperor Caesar, who was one of the original Sexy Bald Guys, frequently wore a hir sute during the cold Roman winters.
Plug Devised as a fashion instrument by Ghengis Kahn during the raids of the Mongol around 1300. Mr. Kahn was quite envious of the blond Viking warriors. He had his private surgeon, Dr. Chicken Coop, transplant blond hair from a fallen enemy soldier on the top of his head. In doing so he become the first blond joke. The technique was refined by the Romans and used to torture and mutilate prisoners. Hair plugging, as a method of disfiguration, is still practiced in some US cities.
Rug Legend has it that an entrepreneurial Persia merchant by the name of Simbad was looking for a market for the remnants left over from rug weaving. These small "rugs" were marked as hats and enjoyed some sales success during winter months since Persians didn't much care how they looked. The concept feel from favor during an especially string wind storm. After the demise of the "head rug" business, Simbad took up sailing and movie making. The hair weave product was subsequentially "reinvented" by the Hair Club for Men and they are still sold to wimpy and insecure bald men.
Sex Symbol 1. A percussion instrument used by the rock group the "Sex Pistols." 2. An adult male having little, or no, hair on the top of his head.
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Are you a good witch?......or a bad witch?![]()