OK guys my last funny was so not something I did. It was just a funny email I cut and paste

...sorry. Here's another...sorry to all you
natural blondes
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while
on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes
in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair
of shoes for free!' The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, 'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT
Still not feeling 100% I am trying to find a chiroprator to go to today. I need to get better before I go to
Disneyland next week.
I think I might only pack a few causal day outfits, which means I will have to wear the same thing more than once

OK, this would have been so much easier if I didn't know everyone on the ship
I am also planning to wear sundresses to dinner every night except formal, Semi-formal and Pirate night even with my big fat arms.
This weekend I am going to try on all my bathing suits

and see which ones I am going to take. I am sure I will be pretty tramatized after that especially since I am on week 4 of not shaving
