Hi Jacob. I'm your dear Auntie Woo. The next time Mom & Dad give you grief about doing chores, just use this on them:
I'm your average ordinary everyday kid
Happy to do nothin', in fact that's what I did
I got a million ways to make my day
But daddy don't agree
Cause when I try to get away
He says he got plans for me
"Get your butt right out of bed"
Stop buggin' me
"Get up and move your sleepy head"
Don't shake my tree
He said "Mow the lawn" - who me?
"Walk the dog" - not my style, man
"Take out the trash" - no way
"Tidy your room" - c'mon get real
Sorry dad, gotta disappear
Let's get the rock out of here!!!
(Bob, you lurking? Name that tune!)
It's almost tooooooooo easy!!!!!
