Thank you, Wendy!
So here's a little story. As you can see, the orange sign on our door is Guido. It reads:
My name is Guido
Mom and Dad said we were all going on a cruise. They lied.
Now I'm stuck in Ohio.
Today it's cold here.
Tomorrow it will be cold here.
Send help and treats.
So Bill's in the cabin one day by himself, he hears a knock at the door, goes to answer it, there's a mother with her daughter (maybe 5 years old). Here the conversation:
DAUGHTER: Is that your puppy?
BILL: Yes it is
DAUGHTER: What's his name?
BILL: Guido
DAUGHTER: Why did you lie to him?
BILL: Huh? ... Er ... uh ... I ... uh ...
DAUGHTER: Lying is
BAD.
BILL: No ... uh ... no you don't understand ... um ...
DAUGHTER: You're a
BAD MAN
BILL:
It's just a joke!!!
The mother stood there and didn't say a thing ...