10/24/2009 - Bash on the Boat (I'm with BOB) - Thread #3

[minnieandmickey]

GO GIT CHA MOMMA

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the
city and they were in a mall for the first time in
their lives. The father and son were strolling around
while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then
slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never
having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I
ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life,
I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched the small circular number above
the walls light up sequentially. They continued to
watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the
walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24
year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
said quietly to his son,
"Boy..................go git cha Momma..............."

Us English ladies are like the queen - we dont toot, right girls

That right even we American girls don't toot, we fluff or get a touch of the vapors depending on what part of the country you're from.

 

[minnieandmickey]

Mornin' All. Kind of bummed out this morning. A classmate of Angelina's (age 18) died yesterday. It seems as though he got into a fight and another kid (age 17) stabbed him with a steak knife, the young boy died three hours later at the hospital. So sad.............

The boy's funeral is being held tomorrow because the school's Senior Trip leaves early Saturday morning for WDW.

Andy,
Even though this is a little late, please let Angelina know that she and her classmates are in my thoughts and prayers.

 

[Dyerneeds]

Well, I totally deserve a gold medal today. I have just spent the whole day with my mom from 10.30 til 4pm

And I was nice the whole time

She helped me make the cushion covers...she took charge ...I let her .... she sewed...I was the tea maker and side kick

She likes to feel useful and needed so I let her.

They look good!

you are right karen. you deserve a gold medal.
here you go....

its the one i won by beating tony and jessie at bball.

thats my story anyway.

 

[Dyerneeds]

becky. you still a bachelorette?

 

[Verandah Man]

Andy,
Even though this is a little late, please let Angelina know that she and her classmates are in my thoughts and prayers.

Will do...........Angelina said she went and gave Shaun's girlfriend a BIG HUG when she saw her this morning.

One of Angelina's friend's mother was the nurse who was taking care of Shaun at the hospital.

 

[goofyfreak]

HELP!!!! Julia just decided to cut her hair. it is horrible!!!!!! Anybody have any ideas on a little girls SHORT haircut that would be sorta cute?

 

[Dyerneeds]

sorry lori. i dont think you want underdogs help on hair styles.
good luck though.

 

[minnieandmickey]

becky. you still a bachelorette?

told him last night I missed him but I was so enjoying my shows without his sarcastic comments.

HELP!!!! Julia just decided to cut her hair. it is horrible!!!!!! Anybody have any ideas on a little girls SHORT haircut that would be sorta cute?

short bob?

Ugh I remember when Sarah was 2 she cut her hair, she looked like a chemo patient it was so bad.

 

[Dyerneeds]

nancy??

any truth to the rumor that the wedding reception next month will have a certain celebrity DJ from canada?

 

[Dyerneeds]

told him last night I missed him but I was so enjoying my shows without his sarcastic comments.

robin wont have to hear my comments on her shows much longer.
its baseball season

 

[goofyfreak]

told him last night I missed him but I was so enjoying my shows without his sarcastic comments.




short bob?

Ugh I remember when Sarah was 2 she cut her hair, she looked like a chemo patient it was so bad.

I think it is hopeless for any style. It is very short around the ears. Didn't touch the back. Very nice mullet!

 

[Dyerneeds]

told him last night I missed him but I was so enjoying my shows without his sarcastic comments.

i hear rick springfield is in calif this week.
its your chance to be jesse's girl.

 

[goofyfreak]

I guess we could say she is such a Miley Cyrus fan that she wanted to bring Miley's dad's (Billy Ray) hairstyle back into style.

 

[minnieandmickey]

i hear rick springfield is in calif this week.
its your chance to be jesse's girl.

It's ok I like being Seanie's girl.

 

[minnieandmickey]

I guess we could say she is such a Miley Cyrus fan that she wanted to bring Miley's dad's (Billy Ray) hairstyle back into style.

Just remember it will seem like forever but it will grow back.

 

[Dyerneeds]

Just remember it will seem like forever but it will grow back.

i'm still waiting for mine.

 

[goofyfreak]

Just remember it will seem like forever but it will grow back.

I know. It's just hair. But, I am on a search for a cute haircut.

 

[minnieandmickey]

Update on Sean's grandma:

Sean's mom just called. Grandma is going to be released in the next few days to a skilled nursing facility for some physical therapy and getting as back on her feet as she can. She is off dialysis which to me is amazing since she was in total failure this time last week. After her time in the nursing facility, they are hoping she will be well enough to move into a assisted living facility. So we will see, keeping our fingers crossed.

 

[minnieandmickey]

So Jeff we are getting close to Thread #4 are you ready?

 

[goofyfreak]

Update on Sean's grandma:

Sean's mom just called. Grandma is going to be released in the next few days to a skilled nursing facility for some physical therapy and getting as back on her feet as she can. She is off dialysis which to me is amazing since she was in total failure this time last week. After her time in the nursing facility, they are hoping she will be well enough to move into a assisted living facility. So we will see, keeping our fingers crossed.

That's really good news.