Ok here goes. I never thought I would have so many posts but here is post 2000!
There once was a man named Capt. Chris.
A captain of a ship was not he,
but rather the captain in a large army.
He is tall and skinny
With knees that are knobby,
But the DIS he loves like a hobby
He joined this cruise called BOB
Never thinking he might have a job
Managing threads, also called BOB
He looks to the future,
October to be sure,
when a plane he will board
for a distant shore,
The wheels will smoke
as the planes touches down
but then the fun begins
In the Port town
We will gather by the pool
Will it be warm or cool?
Then we rise in the morning
to board a bus
What will they think
when they see us?
"It's the Bash on the Boat" we will say
We board our ship, its finally our day
Ressies to be made,
Konk Koolers, or lemonade?
Then we hear the Captain say,
"It's full speed ahead
Have a MAGICal Day!"
I am not a poet and hated it in HS and college. Be easy on me people!