How many of you are willing to go on? (Show of hands) How many of you want to turn back? How many of you are apathetic about the situations? Uh-oh... it looks like one of them's going to try to charge our boat! (shoots) Looks like we've scared them off. I bet he'll have a
headache tomorrow!If we're all real quiet, you can sometimes hear the baby hippos calling for their mothers. (Low voice) Shhh- be real quite now... listen .... (leaning out of boat, yells) "Hey mom!"
Uh oh, that large hippo is going to attack us! Watch out! (shoots) I just saved your lives, folks. (pause) YOUR WELCOME! (If applause) Please. . . . Don't. . . . Stop. . .. . Please don't stop!
Now as we enter the Hippo pool, I want to tell you about a ancient ritual that they have
They place their young in the trees to feed on the leaves until they are 6000lbs and then they cannon ball through the jungle foliage to the boats below and sink them to the bottom of the jungle rivers a whole 2.5 feet down. Oh, look theres one now (shoots up into the trees).
Entering HeadHunter Country:
We are now entering the most dangerous part of our journey. Shhh. . . This is a bad place to be headed.
Over there are the remains of my last crew. (pointing to the skull canoe) You can tell they had a good time. Look, they are still smiling! That's what happens after about 10 hours at
Disneyland, folks. Those smiles are just plastered right on their faces.
We're entering headhunter country now... be very quiet. In that canoe over there... the remains of my last crew. They had a good time, even to the end- they're still smiling.
Shhh... we're entering headhunter country now... don't make a sound. In that canoe over there... some of the native's arts and crafts. Art's the one on the top!
We're not out of danger yet- this is headhunter territory. Remove your jewelry please. The natives have been complaining of indigestion.
I wouldn't worry too much about the headhunters. They normally only attack children wearing glowing jewelry (for night cruises)
ok so I tried..
ASK A GEEK.