1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!
8. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.