You're the best parents in the world! I gotta pee! Where's My Tooth? Trip report!

[deedeew80]

BLESS YOUR HEART! I'm trying not to laugh, but that is really, really funny!

Congratulations on your baby! What a blessing they are (just don't go to my page b/c I am venting right now about never having a moment of peace anymore!)

Yes, it was quite funny!!! It happened in 2002 and I have yet to live it down! LOL!

Thank you! I know our lives are definitely in for a BIG change!!! LOL! We are planning on going to WDW in May 2011, our baby will be about 16 months old then. We can't wait! People think we are crazy for taking a child that young, but we don't care!!! As long as we are in the World!!!!

 

[mickeystoontown]

ALright , I'm all caught up!

Okay Lisa this is how out of it I am...

When I first read your post about "Jorts" I thought that perhaps you had a spelling error and they were making fun of that. Yeah, somedays I'm a little slow.

Great report, lovely pics, funny, funny dis'ers!

Keep it coming, one of the best TR I've ever read!

When I first read "Jorts", I just kept reading it over and over and I know I had this "Huh?" look on my face. It must have taken me 5 minutes before it hit me....they meant jean shorts. So, if you're slow, then so am I.

I appreciate the kind comments.

You can copy an paste your pictrues along wit hthe report. Just hi the edit button and it's all there, copy and then submit ( or save it might be) and it will go back the way it was.
The way I do it though is..... I write everything in word and copy my IMG code right in with the TR. And then I copy and paste it to wahtever board I am updating. Some are way behind, because I'm lazy. I actually have one frumu where I've only posted the first 2 1/2 days. LOL!

I've tried doing that several times and it wouldn't let me do it. It will only let me paste the words themselves. It doesn't copy the IMG. It may have something to do with the Intercot boards. They are weird anyways.

Phew! All caught up. It only took a whole day!! Too funny, he's a hoot!

At least you had a whole day of funny reading. I love all the funny comments we post on here.

Speaking of you having to "go" right away!!! LOL! I just remembered something that happened to me a few years back! We were in Epcot, right near Canada, and I had to "go" really bad all of a sudden. So I headed to the closest bathroom. It was on of those bathrooms that just had one stall. You know what kind I mean? Anyway. So I'm in there all by myself. I was wearing a skirt that day. You know how when you are wearing a skirt and instead of pulling it down you just pull it up to your waist? (Are you picturing this?!!) Well, that is what I did and started to "go". I thought to myself, why do I not hear "it" hitting the water in the bowl? Well, I look down and notice that I totally forgot to pull down my underwear!!!! I was in such a hurry to "go" before I wet myself and that is what I did anyway!! Needless to say, I had to ditch the underwear & head straight back to the hotel!!! My family still talks about this!!!

Oh my goodness! That's too funny! I thought you were going to say you were going to say you were doing "it" on your skirt.

 

[mickeystoontown]

Yes, it was quite funny!!! It happened in 2002 and I have yet to live it down! LOL!

Thank you! I know our lives are definitely in for a BIG change!!! LOL! We are planning on going to WDW in May 2011, our baby will be about 16 months old then. We can't wait! People think we are crazy for taking a child that young, but we don't care!!! As long as we are in the World!!!!

Our son, Hunter, was just 12 months old on his first trip to Disney. He loved watching all of the lights, seeing the characters, the parades, just about everything! He even took his first five consecutive steps in the Magic Kingdom. I certainly don't think you are crazy. But, take that as you will, because you know I'm the lady that super glued on a tooth, almost peed on myself, been mauled by a long finger nailed lady, etc. etc. etc.

 

[aaaateamsgrandma]

Speaking of you having to "go" right away!!! LOL! I just remembered something that happened to me a few years back! We were in Epcot, right near Canada, and I had to "go" really bad all of a sudden. So I headed to the closest bathroom. It was on of those bathrooms that just had one stall. You know what kind I mean? Anyway. So I'm in there all by myself. I was wearing a skirt that day. You know how when you are wearing a skirt and instead of pulling it down you just pull it up to your waist? (Are you picturing this?!!) Well, that is what I did and started to "go". I thought to myself, why do I not hear "it" hitting the water in the bowl? Well, I look down and notice that I totally forgot to pull down my underwear!!!! I was in such a hurry to "go" before I wet myself and that is what I did anyway!! Needless to say, I had to ditch the underwear & head straight back to the hotel!!! My family still talks about this!!!

I certainly don't mean to be cruel or anything but OMG that is about the funniest thing I have ever heard. There is not a smilie on this board that shows how hard I laughed. Our patients in the waiting room heard as did Christine. I only hope the good Doc didn't. He would have buzzed me and told me to keep the levity down to a roar.
Ginny

BTW. Congrats on your little one. Do you need a grandmother?

 

[longing2Batdisney]

Speaking of you having to "go" right away!!! LOL! I just remembered something that happened to me a few years back! We were in Epcot, right near Canada, and I had to "go" really bad all of a sudden. So I headed to the closest bathroom. It was on of those bathrooms that just had one stall. You know what kind I mean? Anyway. So I'm in there all by myself. I was wearing a skirt that day. You know how when you are wearing a skirt and instead of pulling it down you just pull it up to your waist? (Are you picturing this?!!) Well, that is what I did and started to "go". I thought to myself, why do I not hear "it" hitting the water in the bowl? Well, I look down and notice that I totally forgot to pull down my underwear!!!! I was in such a hurry to "go" before I wet myself and that is what I did anyway!! Needless to say, I had to ditch the underwear & head straight back to the hotel!!! My family still talks about this!!!

OMG! that is something my mom would do and me

sometimes when you have to go you just gotta go... at least you only did it on the panties and were able to save what couldva been a really bad situation

Congratulations! on the new baby! your life will be filled with a happiness no one could possibly explain to you

 

[mickeystoontown]

I certainly don't mean to be cruel or anything but OMG that is about the funniest thing I have ever heard. There is not a smilie on this board that shows how hard I laughed. Our patients in the waiting room heard as did Christine. I only hope the good Doc didn't. He would have buzzed me and told me to keep the levity down to a roar.
Ginny

BTW. Congrats on your little one. Do you need a grandmother?

I think she didn't mind us laughing about her story. Or she wouldn't have posted it. Heck, she probably figured she'd fit right in with this unruly crowd. If I am remember correctly, these are a few subjects that have been broached by us: 1) Almost peeing on one's self; 2) getting pregnant while hung over; 3) someone grabbing Pocahonta's butt; 4) needing new traveling underwear; 5) and let's not forget super gluing in a tooth.

 

[mickeystoontown]

I forgot to mention that John and my mother travel with a clean set of underwear in their vehicles. Their quote: "You just never know when you might need 'em."

 

[BippityBoo]

I am really anxious to ride Pirates!! We had to skip in on our trip and I am sooo excited to try again And I know what you mean about that bathroom. My DH found it and he said we needed to make a mental note about it b.c it was completely empty! Thats so good considering you usually have to wait a long time before you can get into Peter Pan

 

[MICKEY4EVER!]

Yes, it was quite funny!!! It happened in 2002 and I have yet to live it down! LOL!

Thank you! I know our lives are definitely in for a BIG change!!! LOL! We are planning on going to WDW in May 2011, our baby will be about 16 months old then. We can't wait! People think we are crazy for taking a child that young, but we don't care!!! As long as we are in the World!!!!

Your child will not be too young to go. My son was 23 months old and he still has memories of his first trip. As a matter of fact, his love for all things Disney started right then and there.

It will be a trip you'll never forget! Besides, your little one will be able to do quite a lot!

 

[MICKEY4EVER!]

Lisa: You mentioned traveling underwear again. I saw that Hanes commercial again last night and thought of you! that's pretty bad when I see and underwear commercial and think, "Hmm, I wonder if Lisa could use a pair of those!"

 

[mickeystoontown]

I am really anxious to ride Pirates!! We had to skip in on our trip and I am sooo excited to try again And I know what you mean about that bathroom. My DH found it and he said we needed to make a mental note about it b.c it was completely empty! Thats so good considering you usually have to wait a long time before you can get into Peter Pan

Oh yes, you've got to ride it again. As a matter of fact, we rode it three times on our last day in the Magic Kingdom. I love it.

I guess because the bathroom is kind of stuff out of the way, many people miss it.

 

[aaaateamsgrandma]

I think she didn't mind us laughing about her story. Or she wouldn't have posted it. Heck, she probably figured she'd fit right in with this unruly crowd. If I am remember correctly, these are a few subjects that have been broached by us: 1) Almost peeing on one's self; 2) getting pregnant while hung over; 3) someone grabbing Pocahonta's butt; 4) needing new traveling underwear; 5) and let's not forget super gluing in a tooth.

We are a rowdy bunch. I'm sure what hasn't happened to one has happened to another for sure. Probably why we get along.

 

[mickeystoontown]

Your child will not be too young to go. My son was 23 months old and he still has memories of his first trip. As a matter of fact, his love for all things Disney started right then and there.

It will be a trip you'll never forget! Besides, your little one will be able to do quite a lot!

Hunter loved Disney even at age 1 too. Like you said, his love of Disneyw as started on that very first trip. Whenever we talk about going somewhere else, he just looks at us funny.

Lisa: You mentioned traveling underwear again. I saw that Hanes commercial again last night and thought of you! that's pretty bad when I see and underwear commercial and think, "Hmm, I wonder if Lisa could use a pair of those!"

I'm going this weekend to buy new undies. I want some that have the wider elastic on the legs, not the little ropie kind. The ropie kind of elastic digs into your legs when you're sitting for hours on end. I know, I know. TMI!

 

[aaaateamsgrandma]

I forgot to mention that John and my mother travel with a clean set of underwear in their vehicles. Their quote: "You just never know when you might need 'em."

For some reason this does not surprise me.

 

[mickeystoontown]

We are a rowdy bunch. I'm sure what hasn't happened to one has happened to another for sure. Probably why we get along.

And, if it hasn't happened to them yet, it probably will in the future!

 

[aaaateamsgrandma]

Hunter loved Disney even at age 1 too. Like you said, his love of Disneyw as started on that very first trip. Whenever we talk about going somewhere else, he just looks at us funny.



I'm going this weekend to buy new undies. I want some that have the wider elastic on the legs, not the little ropie kind. The ropie kind of elastic digs into your legs when you're sitting for hours on end. I know, I know. TMI!

Daughter Sandi is allergic to latex so she has a real tough time finding good ones. But I'm with you. No little ropie stuff.

 

[mickeystoontown]

I totally almost forgot to tell ya'll what my mother asked me last night. She asked me if I had my "panty money" all saved up for our trip. No, she's not talking about my "go get new underwear money". Let me explain......

Whenever my mother travels, she has this little pouch that she pins to top hip of her panties. The pouch is the same size as a dollar bill and she puts in her extra spending money. She said if anybody were to ever rob her, they'd probably get her purse and make her empty her pockets. But, they'd never know that she still had her "panty money".

And, for those of you wondering....I do not have "panty money". If I ever get robbed, I'll just be up poop poop creek.

 

[deedeew80]

Thanks everyone for the baby congrats! We are so excited and can't wait!! Also, thanks for your support on taking our LO to Disney when he is just 1 year old!!! This was my mom's whole idea! She is actually planning the trip already and is treating us! She can't wait to be a grandmother! We are both Disney freaks, so of course the first place we want to take the baby is DISNEY!!!! DH isn't a big Disney fan, but I'm hoping after we are there with our child and he/she loves it he will see things differently!! Let's hope!!! LOL! 2011 can't come soon enough! We have been on a streak of going to Disney every year just about, so having to wait a couple years is killing us!! But it will definitely be worth the wait! Thanks again girls!

Oh and BTW, of course I don't mind everyone laughing about my story, that is why I posted it!!

 

[aaaateamsgrandma]

I totally almost forgot to tell ya'll what my mother asked me last night. She asked me if I had my "panty money" all saved up for our trip. No, she's not talking about my "go get new underwear money". Let me explain......

Whenever my mother travels, she has this little pouch that she pins to top hip of her panties. The pouch is the same size as a dollar bill and she puts in her extra spending money. She said if anybody were to ever rob her, they'd probably get her purse and make her empty her pockets. But, they'd never know that she still had her "panty money".

And, for those of you wondering....I do not have "panty money". If I ever get robbed, I'll just be up poop poop creek.

Once again you have enlightened me on the workings of the real world. We in Missouri don't know these things. Is it a South thing?

 

[MICKEY4EVER!]

Once again you have enlightened me on the workings of the real world. We in Missouri don't know these things. Is it a South thing?

I never heard of "panty money", either! I did have a rather large woman pay me for her marriage license out of her bra before. I mean, she just reached right in and pulled out her bills and acted like it was no big deal. I certainly didn't want to take it, but trust me, I sanitized after she left!

I have no bra or panty money, so I'm up poop creek, too!