You're so ugly...

[BRDof3]

... when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother.


Game on, Deb!

 

[des1954]

You're so ugly, farmers use your face on their scarecrows.

 

[kampfirekim]

I'm in!

You're so ugly...when you stuck your head out the window, you got arrested for mooning.

 

[des1954]

You're so ugly.....you make onions cry!!

 

[kampfirekim]

You so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.

 

[kampfirekim]

You so ugly you can't get a date off the calendar.

 

[des1954]

You're so ugly, rats jump on tables when they see you!

 

[BRDof3]

You so ugly you can't get a date off the calendar.

My favorite so far.

 

[BRDof3]

... if my dog looked like you, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.

 

[kampfirekim]

You so ugly that when you cry, the tears run down the back of your head because they don't want to touch your face.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

I'm in!

You're so ugly, you have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg!

 

[kampfirekim]

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yeah, lets go bury it".

 

[mnsprk]

You're so ugly, that when you went to the zoo, a baboon blew in your ear.

 

[anolefan]

Oh what the heck, I'll play for a few...

You're so ugly your parents sat you in a corner and fed you with a sling shot.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator

 

[DaveInTN]

you're so ugly that campfire smoke goes the other way.

 

[anolefan]

You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone

 

[mnsprk]

Your so ugly, that on Halloween people go as you!

 

[des1954]

sorry - Disboards farted.

 

[des1954]

You're so ugly... when you go outside the local TV stations issues an alert that Jo-Jo the gorilla escaped from the zoo!