You're so ugly...

[medic9016]

You're so ugly, you make Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder flinch.

 

[mnsprk]

Your so ugly, the trash man won't even pick you up!

 

[AuburnJen92]

You"re so ugly, the only colors that look good on you are crimson and white and the only school that would even look at your application, much less accept you was Alabama.

 

[AuburnJen92]

You're so ugly, you make a cowbell look cute.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for bringing him back."

 

[brenalexacamp]

you're so ugly, you scare the numbers off a house.

 

[kampfirekim]

You're so ugly, when you went into a haunted house you came out with an application.

 

[homebrew2]

Yer so uuuugly that when you wuz a youngun, yo mama hadta tie a pork chop 'round yer neck......jist so's the hounds would play wichcha.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Your so ugly the skeeters bring you blood.

 

[des1954]

You're so ugly, you made this guy pee all over himself....

 

[BRDof3]

You're so ugly, you made this guy pee all over himself....

OK, you win. I just want to know where you got that picture of me first thing in the morning.

 

[WhitShores]

You're so ugly when you sit in the sand, cats try to bury you.

 

[Bearikens]

You are so ugly that if I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards...too late (couldn't resist)

 

[kampfirekim]

You're so ugly they call you Taco Bell.....one look at you and they "run for the border".

 

[medic9016]

You're so ugly, you have a face for radio.

 

[Bourquefam]

You so ugly, the person who stole your identity gave it back!

 

[devores]

You're so ugly, when you throw a boomerang it dosn't come back.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

You're so ugly .

 

[Born 2 Fish]

the dog would'nt lick you if you were a pork chop.

 

[SCCamper]

When they were handing out looks, you thought they said books and said, "Give me a scary one."