Your Worst Date Ever Story

[ButchJohnson]

This is weird one!

When I was in College, I went to pick up my date at her house (she lived with her parents). I waited downstairs while she went upstairs to tell her Mom that she was leaving.

I heard horrifying screams from the upstairs. I went running up the stairs & saw my date screaming in the hallway. Her Mom had commited suicide in her bedroom.

....about 2 months later...we decided to give it another try. I went to her house to pick her up. I was talking to her Father in the living room, while waiting for her to come down stairs. Her Dad then had a massive heart attack right in front of me. I called 911, and he lived.

However.....Me & that girl never talked to each other again.

ps. a few years later, on her wedding day to some guy...her newlywed husband drug overdosed and died at the reception!

WOW all I can say is wow, I was going to go ahead and post some of mine, but now I'm not, mine would seem so lame compared to these, some of these stories are truely amazing. That poor girl with the suicide mom, heart attack dad and overdose fiancee just couldn't get a break, man thats crazy.

 

[DISUNC]

OMG You have to be making that up!! That all happened to the same girl?!!?!? That poor poor thing.

ALL TRUE!!!!! I met her father years later, ironically he don't live far from me now.(this all happened in NYC, I live in PA now).......she was remarried & living somewhere in the midwest!

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

This is weird one!

When I was in College, I went to pick up my date at her house (she lived with her parents). I waited downstairs while she went upstairs to tell her Mom that she was leaving.

I heard horrifying screams from the upstairs. I went running up the stairs & saw my date screaming in the hallway. Her Mom had commited suicide in her bedroom.

....about 2 months later...we decided to give it another try. I went to her house to pick her up. I was talking to her Father in the living room, while waiting for her to come down stairs. Her Dad then had a massive heart attack right in front of me. I called 911, and he lived.

However.....Me & that girl never talked to each other again.

ps. a few years later, on her wedding day to some guy...her newlywed husband drug overdosed and died at the reception!

OMG, that is so insane.....poor girl.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

DISUNC... I still think that is too weird to be true. Then again, they say truth is stranger than fiction.

My worst date was my first date ever. I was young (like 15) and the guy was 20. My mom had introduced us (weird, I know), so I felt obligated to go out with the guy. Having never dated at all, I was SO nervous. This guy had just bought a brand new car, and he came to pick me up and brought me a flower. So he took me to a movie and bought two huge things of popcorn and two huge drinks. We went into the theater, and I was so nervous that he would try to hold my hand that I sat one seat away from him. I felt bad that he had bought the big thing of popcorn just for me, so I ate and ate and ate it until I was sick to my stomach. When we left the theater, I hadn't even touched my drink, so I brought it with me into the car. I set it on the floorboard to buckle my seat belt, and he started to back out of the parking space. The drink spilled ALL over the floor.

Fast forward to 1 mile from my house... I got carsick. Must have been all the popcorn. I yelled at him to pull over and barfed out the door of his car. Surprisingly enough, he was still being a good sport. He actually tried to kiss me when we got to my house, barf breath and all. Of course, I turned away. It was a disaster. And in the following weeks... it only got worse!

 

[ButchJohnson]

Ok I'll go ahead and post one although mine are pretty lame/tame compared to some of these. One that comes to mind was fairly typical. I was out with this girl, I knew she liked to drink but I didn't know she was as big of a lush as she is/was. We had gone out a few times and things were more or less a friends with benefits situation, I definitely was not crazy about her at all, but I think she liked me quite a bit (didn't know it at the time but couldn't keep her from calling for about 6 months after this)

Well long story short, we had gone to a few bars one night and she was getting sloppy, don't get me wrong i like to drink too, but I can handle my alcohol. She was getting sloppy, slurring her words real bad, not making any sense with her sentences, etc., So I was kind of thinking, this is getting lamer and lamer by the minute.

Then her drinking gets to be so bad she starts getting kind of cocky and loud and embarrasing. So I said I had to go out to my car and get something. But I just got in my car and left her there. (Don't flame me, her apartment complex was right across the street, so she could walk home.) I didn't want to really have anything to do with her after that, but for some reason I guess me leaving her there really turned her on or something because I couldn't get her to quit calling me for about 6 months after that.

 

[MushyMushy]

That was 10 years ago. He was looking for marriage. I wasn't.

He has been the BEST husband I could have ever dreamed of!

ETA: That horrible first date was due in large part to him being so poverty stricken. Poor thing. He owned 2 towels, 2 wash cloths, and 2 McDonald's Disney glasses. He had taught himself "computers" by buying an old one at a pawn shop and tearing it apart and putting it back together again, night after night, in cheap hotel rooms while he traveled around the country for his dead end job. He finally landed a job at a software company and had just taken that horrible apartment - the cheapest he could find. I only tell you all this so that I'm not making him out to be some cheap, thoughtless jerk. He was just BROKE. But, he has provided for us very well since then.

OMG, that is just the sweetest story!

It reminds me of my DH when we first met. I met him on the internet too. He worked as a night auditor at a hotel, and would call me every morning with a wakeup call. He planned on coming to my town for a visit, and about a week or so beforehand, he called me like at 4:30 in the morning, all freaked out because he'd been held up at gunpoint.

After talking on the phone a few times that day, I decided to drive out to where he lived to get him (a 300 mile drive! ). It was odd -- he had no car, a low-paying job, and lived in his mother's basement. But somehow, I just knew he was alright.

About halfway back to my house (this was a 12-hour drive roundtrip), he panicked and realized that he didn't have his wallet. Uh huh. Yeah. Sure. I have to admit, I started to get worried here, because up until that point, I'd dated a lot of deadbeats and slackers.

Turned out, he truly did leave his wallet behind.

He never did go back home after that! The first trip back, we just picked up all his stuff. He had a hard time finding a job where I lived, but he eventually did get a job as a computer programmer, and he's actually more of a workaholic than I'd like!

 

[MouseJunkie]

Well, I definately can't top the suicide/heart attack,etc. etc. That's awful!

My worst first date: Here goes.

I met up with this guy I met online for dinner one night. The funny part he worked right next door, but had to go online to find him. Anyway, we were killing some time driving around the neighborhood then stopped at his house while waiting for a movie to start. Yes he was a gentleman the whole time. He was showing me pictures of his family and showing me around his house. He did construction and had renovated the house. I should have been wondering about a couple of things though. His landline was disconnected. He used his cell. I didn't think too much of it as a lot of people use there cell and get rid of their landline these days. Here's the kicker. Apparently his ex had been calling his cell all night. Since he didn't answer she decided to come over to his house. He kind of looked at me, but didn't answer the door. Next thing I know I hear this female voice "Doug". It was his ex only ex of maybe two weeks. I never did see her. She didn't quite make it through the house. I went out with him one more time before he decided to get back with the ex. Oh well...

This one's not a first date; it's a second date. It's kind of funny though. Date #1 went very well. Date #2? Well you'll see. On the second date he brought me flowers. I (notice I say I thought) thought everything went so good that we made plans for later that week. Fast forward to the night before we were to meet up I called him to cancel for legit reasons. He never answered his phone. I couldn't even cancel with him because he apparently already cancelled on me.

Yeah, I still have this wonderful luck today. Hence while I'm 30 something and still single.

 

[Amapola]

That was 10 years ago. He was looking for marriage. I wasn't.

He has been the BEST husband I could have ever dreamed of!

This is the sweetest story! I'm all misty eyed here. May you have many more years together

 

[Cool-Beans]

Guy picks me up and explains that before we have dinner we have to drop off cigarettes for some old shut-in woman. We spend two and a half hours trying to find the house he's sure he knows how to get to. Then we drive to his house to get the directions and back over to her house. The whole time, we're listening to classic rock songs I've never heard and don't like - blared them and never even asked if I liked them.

Now it is too late for restaurants and no time to get to the movie theater. I suggest calling it a night, but Nooooo. He really wants to take me somewhere. Ug.

So we go to Mr. Hero, but it is closed. Then McDonald's - oops! he forgot to go to the bank, do I have any cash? I purchase burgers and fries. At this point I was dying of thirst anyway, so was glad to get some refreshments at any cost.

The whole night he kept saying he felt "ornery," but pronounced it wrong. "Man, I feel ornry!" Also kept telling me I was sweet. I was young, and not smart enough to say, "Take me home! Let me out of this car, you weirdo!"

THEN when I decline to kiss him (as IF!) he tries something he should not have tried. Grabbed my purse and flew out of the car.

Worst date ever. flippin calls me the next day to say what a great time he had. Called me like 4 more times. Probably had trouble getting dates. Wonder why.

 

[kellyg403]

When I worked part time at this pizza parlor as a delivery driver, there was another driver that asked me out serveral times. I was a single mother with 3 kids and really didn't have the time. Seemed like a nice guy and all. Well, for about 6 months this guys asked me out at least 2 times a week. Finally the manager said come on give the guy a break, so I said o.k. and we set up a date for a movie and a late dinner.

We get to the movie theater, we walk up to the ticket window and he pays for his ticket. Thats right, ONE ticket. I said, o.k. and pulled out my last 5 bucks and bought my ticket. At this point, I knew this would be my last date. I mean he could have at least told me beforehand I would be paying for myself on this "date". During the movie he tries the yawn and stretch thing and that was it. After the movie he wanted to know where we were eating. I just said I was not feeling well and wanted to go home. The next day at work I told the manager to get a life, I was never dating this guy again.

I saw him a few years later, had a wife and a little baby. He was a nice guy but a little off.

Kelly

 

[honeymom]

It won't beat Disunc's. That may be the most incredible date story ever.

I once let some friends of my aunt and uncle match me up with a dentist pal. Once I was in the car with him he proceeded to tell me that he favorite thing in the world was guns. He couldn't stop talking about them - it was an obsession. It was a bit scary and I couldn't wait to get home.

 

[brittsmum1998]

First date....17 yrs old. We went to see ET at the theatre. All of a sudden we smelled smoke, the back dashboard of the car was on fire!! We get the car taken care of and borrow a car from a friend. Now the theatre is dark, movie has started its packed. We get settled. After about 20 mins I hear snoring!! yup, its my date sleeping Everyone had already been watching us due to us arriving so late for the movie, this just made it worse. To this day, everytime I hear ET phone home, I think, crap why didn't I?

 

[DISUNC]

He actually tried to kiss me when we got to my house, barf breath and all

..AND YOU SAID MINE WAS TOO WEIRD TOO BE TRUE!

 

[SDFgirl]

I went out with this guy once. He stared over my shoulder at the restaurant's TV the entire time. It was on mute. I couldn't believe how rude he was being, so I said, "Are you REALLY telling me that this muted Mylanta commercial is more interesting than I am?" He didn't like that very much.

But, what really made me angry was this. He was (finally) talking to me and mentioned a friend of his who had a bi-racial baby. He said, "I wouldn't bring a mulatto child into the world." I said, "Isn't that term a little outdated and offensive?" and he replied:

"Well, you can't really call them 'high yellows' anymore."

He probably would've been better off going back to the Mylanta commercials.

I didn't say a word for the rest of dinner, I was so steamed. Then, the idiot called me and asked me out again!

 

[kimisabella]

I was on double date with my sister and her boyfriend who brought along a friend for me - the only problem was that I had a boyfriend at the time, but we weren't getting along so great. Anyway, we went to a Met's game and just as I was finished worrying that someone would see me out with another guy they were filming me and the guy on the big screen at the stadium which was put on TV. So much for going incognito.

 

[Robinrs]

Since I guess I've been single longer than probably ALL of you I am ashamed to say I've have too many BAD dates to count!!!

One pretty memorable one was with a pretty well known basketball player. I had HEARD of him but had no idea of how famous he was. I lived in a high rise apartment in NY at the time with my parents, the kind you have to come thru a lobby after being rung in.

My Dad answered his ring and ran in the back. By the time I opened the door for him my Dad was polished and dressed and HAD HIS TEETH IN. Mind you, my Dad didn't put his teeth in for anyone lower than the POPE!! I remember thinking.. "who IS this guy???"

We took the elevator to the lobby and when the door opened we were greeted with THOUSANDS of pre teen and teenaged kids, all flashing pictures and throwing paper at the guy for autographs! By now I'm REALLY THINKING... "who IS THIS GUY???"

We had to fight our way to his CAR , a MAJOR kind of car I had NEVER seen before, and hoped we wouldn't run over anyone on the way out. I asked how did they know he was there and he said "everyone knows MY car..."

Maybe the fact that he was 7 feet 2 was a clue.... Btw, I'm 4 feet eleven...

Well, the rest of the date was more of the same, celebrity adulation and no one adored him like HE adored himself. I was just a trophy on his arm. He could barely speak fluent English and was a gigantic bore.

The one GOOD thing from the night was I met his roommate, another SHORTER basketball player, not as famous and much more humble. I ended up dating him for about a year.

Later the first guy was indicted for accepting gifts and payola and was demoted from the NBA to the CBA. Turns out he had 6 of those CARS, all GIVEN to him by solicitors... illegally.

 

[DISUNC]

Are ya ready for another one??????? Gotz a Million of Bad Date stories!

In my early 20's I worked for a major Bank in NYC. One of the head mucky mucks was a older (than me) single woman who use to buy me presents, bring me coffee every am...etc. (get the pic). She wound up asking me on the date.....so what the hey (I thought)

She took me out for dinner to a fansy schmansy rest...and all that stuff (oh! to be young & stupid again!) Throughout the whole dinner she kept on telling me how much I reminded her of her Dead Husband!!!!

Later on that evening...things happened (hey I was 20!)....and she insisted that I called her by a "nickname" that her late husband use to call her! Now that just creeped me out big time ( i was 20). Besides the nickname was...(something that cant be written on the Dis)

Now (many years later) I realized how sad she was...but then I was creeped out!
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one more (ya got me thinkin here)

I FINALLY had a date with the MOST BEAUTIFUL woman EVER!!!!!! Drop dead Playboy Model Sexpot! She got wayyyyyyyyyyy to tipsy at Dinner then couldnt stop crying...she confessed that she was pregnant & didnt know who the father was!!!!!

That was a Buzz Killer!

 

[DISUNC]

Since I guess I've been single longer than probably ALL of you I am ashamed to say I've have too many BAD dates to count!!!

Maybe its a Brooklyn thing???????

 

[PirateKitty]

I met my husband-to-be on the internet, so I can't totally complain...but here's a few of my bad dates with men I met on the internet.

Bad date #1 (James)-James took me out for a really nice dinner. The date had been going great until our food came. I asked James how his steak was. James decided to pound his fists on the table and yelled "DON'T TALK TO ME WHILE I'M EATING!!!!!!" After the entire restaurant became quiet and they were all staring at us, I got up and walked out.

Bad date #2 (Paul)-Paul and I made plans to meet for dinner at a pricey establishment. At the restaurant, Paul handed over a freshly baked apple pie in front of the hostess.

Bad date #3 (Tony)-Tony picked me up at my apartment and we were going to see a movie. Right as the movie was starting, Tony leaned over (I thought he was picking something up off the floor), and he proceeded to puke all over himself before turning to me and heaving up the rest onto my leg.

Bad date #4 (Andy)-Andy never really got a first date because Andy thought he was a caveman and was unable to make a complete sentence. Here is an example of one of our phone calls.
Me: Hi Andy.
Andy: Yes.
Me: How are you?
Andy: Me paint room.
Me: Um, ok...I was calling to see if you wanted to meet for drinks tomorrow night?
Andy: Me finish room.
Me: Click.

Thank God I don't have to worry about dates like this anymore...

 

[Disney Doll]

It was probably 1984 or 1985. It was a Super Bowl Party.
3rd date. In a town about an hour from where I lived. Found the guy on the deck doing lines of coke. He was my ride. I knew no one else at the party. I called a cab to take me home. It was a $65 cab ride, because the driver gave me a break because he was a father and thought I was wise to not go home with the coked up guy. The guy called and apologized the next day and asked me out on another date because he thought I might be "the one". I told him no thank you. He was amazed that his telling me that I might be "the one" didn't completely sway me to forget the whole thing and date him again.