
Oh, Halloween is so much fun for me...more so as an adult than a kid since I was usually sick during that time of year. I like to come up with costumes that are original and make people guess a bit...
One year, DH went as Count Redneck...He wore a pair of old overalls, flannel shirt, makeup for dracula, complete with teeth and blood dripping out of the corner of his mouth, and a toothpick. He went around saying, "Roadkill....yum". That year I was "Miss Trailer Park 2000"...I had a pair of aqua strech knit capri pants, a turquoise shirt with appliques on it, the darkest suntan hose I could find, gold lame strappy sandals with heels, fake nails a mile long, pouffed my short hair as best I could, wore a cheap crown, had a sash that said "Miss Trailer Park 2000" and carried a cigarette case while chomping gum. The whole time I carried on about how my hair was at Miss Beulah's Beauty Parlor and she'd closed up shop so I just had to make do on my own for this public appearance.
Other years we've done the couple costumes as...
Deviled Egg and Deviled Ham
The Dark Ages and The Age of Enlightenment
The World's Largest Dust Bunny and the Janitor...DH wasn't into the costuming that year
And my favorite solo costume of all time was back in college...Southern Illinois Univerity at Carbondale used to be ranked as a professional party school according to Playboy magazine...why? For Halloween the city closed down about a mile of street just to party for an entire weekend...the store fronts were boarded up and the liquor flowed freely. I went as a female flasher...

OMG! It was the best time I've ever had and I swear that I was sober the entire time. I"ll try to describe this as nicely as I can...I used the material used in Cabbage Patch dolls to make a body suit complete with appendages that hung to my waist and brown fake fur for other parts. I wore red legwarmers, a very blonde long wig, a bandana around my neck to hide the edge of the body suit, an old fedora that was my grandpa's and beat to death, chili red lipstick, and dark sunglasses. My coat was a trench coat I'd found in Amsterdam that year for $8. I had a group of "sailors" chasing me down the street to show their husbands. I was even the focal point of a college paper in a cultural anthropology class that semester...complete with photos. I think that year the group I went with had more fun watching the reaction on people's faces than anything else...I know that I did...it was so much fun!!!
Well, this year I'm taking my dad who's 74 to our cousin's big Boo Bash and he's dressing up as an old geiser and I'm just gonna dress in a pair of jeans and probably a flannel shirt...oh, and a 2 inch red ribbon around my neck...any guesses on what I'm gonna be?
A Redneck Woman....