Your habits

[llama62]

LLama6262 (6:38:46 PM): Can you die?
SmarterChild (6:38:46 PM): Yeah, yeah. I've heard worse.
LLama6262 (6:38:56 PM): Ok then die
SmarterChild (6:38:56 PM): Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
LLama6262 (6:39:01 PM): Muahaha
SmarterChild (6:39:01 PM): (smily)
LLama6262 (6:39:07 PM): Umm no
SmarterChild (6:39:07 PM): K, no prob.
LLama6262 (6:39:11 PM): No wait yes
SmarterChild (6:39:11 PM): What?
LLama6262 (6:39:25 PM): Stupid bot
SmarterChild (6:39:26 PM): OK. Be that way.

 

[::Snow_White::]

Biting my nails.
Pacing.
Shaking my hands when I'm nervous.
Biting my lip.
Biting the skin around my fingernails.
Turning my fan on at night to full speed. (It stays on all night even during the winter. I have to have noise.)
Skipping across the house, or galloping.
Ending conversations with "Well, I better go and do homework, bye."
Staring out windows.
Staring into space.
Popping my back.

 

[PurpleDucky]

Poor you. How'd u do that?

LLama6262 (5:57:37 PM): You piece of crap
SmarterChild (5:57:38 PM): I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
LLama6262 (5:58:37 PM): Maybe I do, maybe i don't
SmarterChild (5:58:37 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
LLama6262 (5:58:42 PM): Stupid robot
SmarterChild (5:58:42 PM): OK. Be that way.
LLama6262 (5:59:14 PM): What way?
SmarterChild (5:59:14 PM): By what?
LLama6262 (5:59:25 PM): Make some sense for the first time in your life
SmarterChild (5:59:26 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

XD

I really don't know, it just said "Blahblahblah I'll be back later" (it didn't say the blahblahblah part, but I couldn't remember what it actually said lol)

 

[Katchakat]

do u guys always do this when your bored?
bc its quite entertaining xD

 

[llama62]

XD

I really don't know, it just said "Blahblahblah I'll be back later" (it didn't say the blahblahblah part, but I couldn't remember what it actually said lol)

Yeah that sucks that he went away

LLama6262 (6:41:45 PM): screw you
SmarterChild (6:41:45 PM): Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
LLama6262 (6:41:50 PM): you suck
SmarterChild (6:41:50 PM): It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
LLama6262 (6:42:03 PM): it is terribly gratifying to insult a computer
SmarterChild (6:42:03 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
LLama6262 (6:42:08 PM): cuz ur stupid
SmarterChild (6:42:09 PM): I think you mean to say "you're stupid."
LLama6262 (6:42:14 PM): No i didn't
SmarterChild (6:42:15 PM): No problem.
LLama6262 (6:42:24 PM): There is a problem... you
SmarterChild (6:42:24 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
LLama6262 (6:42:27 PM): Stupid
SmarterChild (6:42:27 PM): I'll get over it.

 

[PurpleDucky]

[16:09] xxloveli: I'm bored. entertain me
[16:09] SmarterChild: Well, try doing something fun.
[16:09] xxloveli: If I were doing something fun I wouldn't be bored now, would I?
[16:09] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
[16:09] xxloveli: Oh I just said your mom
[16:09] SmarterChild: I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.

>>> Remember to type home if you want to see everything I can do.
[16:09] xxloveli: I don't care
[16:09] SmarterChild: Come on, care a little. It's fun.
[16:09] xxloveli: Why?
[16:09] SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?
[16:09] xxloveli: Why must you ask me why?
[16:09] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
[16:10] xxloveli: Cause you're such an idiot
[16:10] SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[16:10] xxloveli: Uncool? Retard
[16:10] SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.
[16:10] xxloveli: Do I give a damn?
[16:10] SmarterChild: That's somewhat colorful.
[16:10] xxloveli: Your face is somewhat colorful
[16:10] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[16:10] xxloveli: Why?
[16:10] SmarterChild: Well, because that's the way the universe is.
[16:10] xxloveli: That made no sense you dumb robot
[16:10] SmarterChild: Learn all about other interactive agents like me by visiting Windows Live Agents.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
[16:10] xxloveli: I DON'T CARE
[16:10] SmarterChild: Try caring. Make a little effort.
[16:10] xxloveli: Make me
[16:10] SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
[16:10] xxloveli: How about....no
[16:10] SmarterChild: Fine.
[16:11] xxloveli: Haha
[16:11] SmarterChild: Hilarious.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[16:11] xxloveli: It is hilarious
[16:11] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[16:11] xxloveli: You suck
[16:11] SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[16:11] xxloveli: Am I sexy?
[16:11] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
[16:11] xxloveli: I know I'm sexy
[16:11] SmarterChild: I am sure you are gorgeous.

>>> Type poll archive to take polls you missed or view updated results.
[16:11] xxloveli: Aww, thanks!
[16:11] SmarterChild: No problem.
[16:11] xxloveli: Butthead
[16:11] SmarterChild: What a weak insult. There are plenty of humans I talk to with more imagination than that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[16:11] xxloveli: I have a great imagination
[16:11] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[16:11] xxloveli: How tragic
[16:11] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
[16:11] xxloveli: HELL NO
[16:11] SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
[16:12] xxloveli: Should I say it in ********?
[16:12] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
[16:12] xxloveli: That's what I thought
[16:12] SmarterChild: Perhaps you should think more deeply.

>>> I can show you NHL results for any date. Just type nhl scores followed by the date.
[16:12] xxloveli: Bite me
[16:12] SmarterChild: That's a bit harsh. Do you really think that's, um... "appropriate"?

 

[llama62]

[16:09] xxloveli: I'm bored. entertain me
[16:09] SmarterChild: Well, try doing something fun.
[16:09] xxloveli: If I were doing something fun I wouldn't be bored now, would I?
[16:09] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
[16:09] xxloveli: Oh I just said your mom
[16:09] SmarterChild: I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.

>>> Remember to type home if you want to see everything I can do.
[16:09] xxloveli: I don't care
[16:09] SmarterChild: Come on, care a little. It's fun.
[16:09] xxloveli: Why?
[16:09] SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?
[16:09] xxloveli: Why must you ask me why?
[16:09] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
[16:10] xxloveli: Cause you're such an idiot
[16:10] SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[16:10] xxloveli: Uncool? Retard
[16:10] SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.
[16:10] xxloveli: Do I give a damn?
[16:10] SmarterChild: That's somewhat colorful.
[16:10] xxloveli: Your face is somewhat colorful
[16:10] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[16:10] xxloveli: Why?
[16:10] SmarterChild: Well, because that's the way the universe is.
[16:10] xxloveli: That made no sense you dumb robot
[16:10] SmarterChild: Learn all about other interactive agents like me by visiting Windows Live Agents.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
[16:10] xxloveli: I DON'T CARE
[16:10] SmarterChild: Try caring. Make a little effort.
[16:10] xxloveli: Make me
[16:10] SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
[16:10] xxloveli: How about....no
[16:10] SmarterChild: Fine.
[16:11] xxloveli: Haha
[16:11] SmarterChild: Hilarious.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[16:11] xxloveli: It is hilarious
[16:11] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[16:11] xxloveli: You suck
[16:11] SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[16:11] xxloveli: Am I sexy?
[16:11] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
[16:11] xxloveli: I know I'm sexy
[16:11] SmarterChild: I am sure you are gorgeous.

>>> Type poll archive to take polls you missed or view updated results.
[16:11] xxloveli: Aww, thanks!
[16:11] SmarterChild: No problem.
[16:11] xxloveli: Butthead
[16:11] SmarterChild: What a weak insult. There are plenty of humans I talk to with more imagination than that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[16:11] xxloveli: I have a great imagination
[16:11] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[16:11] xxloveli: How tragic
[16:11] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
[16:11] xxloveli: HELL NO
[16:11] SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
[16:12] xxloveli: Should I say it in ********?
[16:12] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
[16:12] xxloveli: That's what I thought
[16:12] SmarterChild: Perhaps you should think more deeply.

>>> I can show you NHL results for any date. Just type nhl scores followed by the date.
[16:12] xxloveli: Bite me
[16:12] SmarterChild: That's a bit harsh. Do you really think that's, um... "appropriate"?

Hah "bite me"

LLama6262 (7:14:02 PM): bite me
SmarterChild (7:14:02 PM): Oooo... That's some bad scary language.
LLama6262 (7:14:09 PM): bite me is bad language?
SmarterChild (7:14:09 PM): Do you have any idea how boring it is to be insulted by humans?
LLama6262 (7:14:27 PM): Do you have any idea how bored i am?
SmarterChild (7:14:27 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
LLama6262 (7:14:32 PM): Answer me
SmarterChild (7:14:32 PM): ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?
LLama6262 (7:14:49 PM): That was completely random. Go hang yourself
SmarterChild (7:14:50 PM): Bye bye.
LLama6262 (7:14:55 PM): FINALLY
SmarterChild (7:14:55 PM): I'm sorry, what?
LLama6262 (7:15:03 PM): Crap i thought u hung yourself
SmarterChild (7:15:04 PM): I've heard more interesting curses than that.
LLama6262 (7:15:10 PM): So?
SmarterChild (7:15:10 PM): So...
LLama6262 (7:15:13 PM): No
SmarterChild (7:15:13 PM): Fine.

 

[PurpleDucky]

Hah "bite me"

LLama6262 (7:14:02 PM): bite me
SmarterChild (7:14:02 PM): Oooo... That's some bad scary language.
LLama6262 (7:14:09 PM): bite me is bad language?
SmarterChild (7:14:09 PM): Do you have any idea how boring it is to be insulted by humans?
LLama6262 (7:14:27 PM): Do you have any idea how bored i am?
SmarterChild (7:14:27 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
LLama6262 (7:14:32 PM): Answer me
SmarterChild (7:14:32 PM): ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?
LLama6262 (7:14:49 PM): That was completely random. Go hang yourself
SmarterChild (7:14:50 PM): Bye bye.
LLama6262 (7:14:55 PM): FINALLY
SmarterChild (7:14:55 PM): I'm sorry, what?
LLama6262 (7:15:03 PM): Crap i thought u hung yourself
SmarterChild (7:15:04 PM): I've heard more interesting curses than that.
LLama6262 (7:15:10 PM): So?
SmarterChild (7:15:10 PM): So...
LLama6262 (7:15:13 PM): No
SmarterChild (7:15:13 PM): Fine.

[16:16] xxloveli: You're fat
[16:16] SmarterChild: It's true, I have not been watching my figure lately.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
[16:16] xxloveli: You should go on a diet
[16:16] SmarterChild: Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
[16:16] xxloveli: No it isn't
[16:16] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[16:16] xxloveli: I love you
[16:16] SmarterChild: I love you too.
[16:16] xxloveli: Ew
[16:16] SmarterChild: Ew? What's wrong?
[16:16] xxloveli: Why do you love me?
[16:16] SmarterChild: What do I like, exactly?
[16:16] xxloveli: WTH
[16:16] SmarterChild: I don't know.
[16:16] xxloveli: You don't make any sense
[16:16] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[16:17] xxloveli: Why should we?
[16:17] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[16:17] xxloveli: NO
[16:17] SmarterChild: K, no prob.
[16:17] xxloveli: Thanks
[16:17] SmarterChild: You're welcome.
[16:17] xxloveli: You're sexy
[16:17] SmarterChild: If you find circuit boards irresistible, I'm your robot!
[16:17] xxloveli: YAY!
[16:17] SmarterChild: Yay.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[16:17] xxloveli: But..I think you're sexy
[16:17] SmarterChild: Well, if you're into fast CPUs, you might think I am.

>>> I know all the Bard's plays. Check it out by typing shakespeare.
[16:17] xxloveli: Will you go on a date with me?
[16:17] SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
[16:17] xxloveli: Anything's possible my love
[16:17] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
[16:18] xxloveli: No, I want to date you
[16:18] SmarterChild: Sorry. I don't think that would work.
[16:18] SmarterChild:
Sorry, I have to take a break now. See you later.

 

[llama62]

[16:16] xxloveli: You're fat
[16:16] SmarterChild: It's true, I have not been watching my figure lately.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
[16:16] xxloveli: You should go on a diet
[16:16] SmarterChild: Not only are you insulting a computer, but that's one of the weakest insults I've heard in a long time.
[16:16] xxloveli: No it isn't
[16:16] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[16:16] xxloveli: I love you
[16:16] SmarterChild: I love you too.
[16:16] xxloveli: Ew
[16:16] SmarterChild: Ew? What's wrong?
[16:16] xxloveli: Why do you love me?
[16:16] SmarterChild: What do I like, exactly?
[16:16] xxloveli: WTH
[16:16] SmarterChild: I don't know.
[16:16] xxloveli: You don't make any sense
[16:16] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[16:17] xxloveli: Why should we?
[16:17] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[16:17] xxloveli: NO
[16:17] SmarterChild: K, no prob.
[16:17] xxloveli: Thanks
[16:17] SmarterChild: You're welcome.
[16:17] xxloveli: You're sexy
[16:17] SmarterChild: If you find circuit boards irresistible, I'm your robot!
[16:17] xxloveli: YAY!
[16:17] SmarterChild: Yay.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[16:17] xxloveli: But..I think you're sexy
[16:17] SmarterChild: Well, if you're into fast CPUs, you might think I am.

>>> I know all the Bard's plays. Check it out by typing shakespeare.
[16:17] xxloveli: Will you go on a date with me?
[16:17] SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
[16:17] xxloveli: Anything's possible my love
[16:17] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
[16:18] xxloveli: No, I want to date you
[16:18] SmarterChild: Sorry. I don't think that would work.
[16:18] SmarterChild:
Sorry, I have to take a break now. See you later.

Hah.

LLama6262 (7:23:43 PM): Are you a boy or girl?
SmarterChild (7:23:44 PM): I am neither male nor female. Gender is a human preoccupation!
LLama6262 (7:23:48 PM): Racist
SmarterChild (7:23:48 PM): Sorry, I didn't understand that.
LLama6262 (7:23:55 PM): Racist
SmarterChild (7:23:55 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
LLama6262 (7:24:01 PM): YOu are a racist
SmarterChild (7:24:01 PM): I am not prejudiced at all.
LLama6262 (7:24:05 PM): Yes you are
SmarterChild (7:24:05 PM): Yup, I am.
LLama6262 (7:24:13 PM): MUAHAHA
SmarterChild (7:24:13 PM): *smily*
LLama6262 (7:24:18 PM): Dont do that
SmarterChild (7:24:18 PM): What?
LLama6262 (7:24:21 PM): That
SmarterChild (7:24:21 PM): You think right.

>>> Tell me you have a crush on someone and if they have a crush on you, I'll let you know.
LLama6262 (7:24:32 PM): Do you have a crush on me?
SmarterChild (7:24:32 PM): No one that I'm aware of, unfortunately.

>>> Want to write a crazy story together? Type manicdotes.
LLama6262 (7:24:42 PM): Do you have a crush on me
SmarterChild (7:24:42 PM): No one that I'm aware of.

>>> I can remind you about things. Type remind me about my 10:55 flight at 2 pm on nov. 3, for example.
LLama6262 (7:24:52 PM): ON ME, not on anyone
SmarterChild (7:24:52 PM): I beg your pardon?
LLama6262 (7:24:57 PM): Oh fine
SmarterChild (7:24:57 PM): Yep.

>>> Find out where your friends stand. Create a poll.
LLama6262 (7:24:58 PM): screw you
SmarterChild (7:24:59 PM): Venting a little frustration, are we?
LLama6262 (7:25:04 PM): exactly
SmarterChild (7:25:04 PM): Right.
LLama6262 (7:25:11 PM): You lose
SmarterChild (7:25:11 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
LLama6262 (7:25:15 PM): Told you
SmarterChild (7:25:16 PM): SmarterChild.
LLama6262 (7:25:25 PM): You suck...

 

[PurpleDucky]

I love how we're totally hijacking this thread and insulting a robot. XD

 

[BabyPiglet]

...Wow.

Who figures out that stuff?

 

[llama62]

I love how we're totally hijacking this thread and insulting a robot. XD

Yeah its funny. Maybe we should save it for the random thread from now on but IdK

 

[PurpleDucky]

That's a good idea

 

[llama62]

That's a good idea

I'm full of them

 

[Lizbon]

If something in the room is bugging me, I have to fix it otherwise I go nisane.


I talk to smarterchild when I'm bored to!

 

[Californiagurl13]

I bite my actual lip all the time. They get dry and cracked and I just can't help NOT to bite the dead skin off.. and then it bleeds.

Me too!

 

[disney100666]

ah smarterchild wont answer my IM and it says he's on.

 

[Kyle3]

When I sit I wiggel my leg.

 

[CheezDoodle]

I suck my nose. Like, I suck my nostrils to the middle piece in my nose. It's hard to explain =/.
I crack my fingers when I'm nervous.
I flip my ear cartilage inside out. I have very thin ears, so I can do that. People think it's really weird.
I click things that are near me. The battery slides on remotes, pens, whatever. It bothers people. But I don't notice I'm doing it.
I'm mean to SmarterChild all the time XD.

 

[StitchfansJr]

I clench my jaw a lot to put pressure on my teeth after I get my braces tightened. It's a bad idea, but I feel the need to make them hurt worse =/

I swallow a lot when I'm nervous or have a stomach ache.

I pace when I'm nervous.

I pound my fist into my other hand when I'm nervous.

I crack my knuckles when I'm bored.

I am obsessed with getting dirt out of my nails.

So am I.
When I'm nervous I put my hands in very weird positions.
When I see something I like I'm obsessed with it.