Your best Disney Jokes!

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives? Because there is a sign that says, “Never Neverland.” :-)
 

Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because the B-shells were too small!:rotfl2:

Where does Captain Hook like to shop? At the second-hand store!

What did Gaston win? The No-Belle Prize
 

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