Your best Disney Jokes!

Thinktinknpixiedust

DIS Veteran
Joined
Jun 3, 2005
I only have a couple of jokes that are Disney related and I have just about worn those out with my kids and anyone else that would listen. Soooo I figured if I wanted new material I should come here. I only want Disney jokes though... and really I'd rather they be rated G or PG (unless it's really funny, then keep it clean!)

Here's mine:
Why was Tiggers head stuck in the toilet? :confused3
Cuz he was looking for pooh :blush: :sad2:

What kind of car does Mickey's girlfriend drive? ::MinnieMo
A MINNIE van!!! :joker:

Ok guys... let er rip!! :listen:
 

JerseyGirl114

Mouseketeer
Joined
Jun 27, 2006
Brand new here...
This used to be my daughter's favorite joke

What kind of fairy doesn't take a bath?
Stinkerbell!
 
  • proudmomof4

    DIS Veteran
    Joined
    Apr 10, 2006
    This is not really a joke, but one time I was on e-bay looking for Disney items and they had Pooh scented candles and my kids thought it was the funniest thing and now every time we go to WDW they want to go up to the CMs in the stores and say "Excuse me, but do you have any Pooh scented candles?"
     

    mmlovers90

    That's some bad hat Harry
    Joined
    Jun 21, 2006
    Last month we got trapped on the Jungle Cruise riverboat ride during a rainstorm. The tour guide told us all these corny jokes to keep us entertained while we waited for someone to come tow us out (took an hour)...these are the two I remember....

    Why does Tigger always smell? :tigger:
    Because he's always playing with Pooh! pooh:

    Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    Because he can Neverland!
     

    proudmomof4

    DIS Veteran
    Joined
    Apr 10, 2006
    My DS just came up with this one:

    Why does Alice ask so many questions?

    Because she's in wonderland!
     
  • lorli

    Perfectly Pixieish
    Joined
    Jun 17, 2005
    Sorry :sad2: I don't have any to contribute but I do love reading them all. :rotfl2:
     
  • EeyoreFan1

    <font color=deeppink> You make me smile so much my
    Joined
    Jan 29, 2006
    Thinktinknpixiedust said:
    Here's mine:
    Why was Tiggers head stuck in the toilet? :confused3
    Cuz he was looking for pooh :blush: :sad2:
    I think it was associtaed in THAT kind of pooh...

    I wonder what scent "pooh" candels are associated with?"
     

    lovesmurfs

    DIS Veteran
    Joined
    Jun 24, 2006
    Patient: "Doctor, you've got to help me, some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck, other mornings I think I'm Mickey Mouse."

    Doctor: "Hmmmmmmm, and how long have you been having these disney spells?"
     

    dpuck1998

    <font color=blue>I'm innocent I tell you...innocen
    Joined
    Apr 28, 2003
    Sorry to any blondes :cheer2:

    Let's take a trip to Disney

    Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World left". After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
     

    StitchfansJr

    <font color=red><marquee>Hold your head high heavy
    Joined
    Feb 12, 2006
    Thinktinknpixiedust said:
    I only have a couple of jokes that are Disney related and I have just about worn those out with my kids and anyone else that would listen. Soooo I figured if I wanted new material I should come here. I only want Disney jokes though... and really I'd rather they be rated G or PG (unless it's really funny, then keep it clean!)

    Here's mine:
    Why was Tiggers head stuck in the toilet? :confused3
    Cuz he was looking for pooh
    :blush: :sad2:

    What kind of car does Mickey's girlfriend drive? ::MinnieMo
    A MINNIE van!!! :joker:

    Ok guys... let er rip!! :listen:
    shoot you took mine. :lmao:
     

    the john

    Mouseketeer
    Joined
    May 11, 2006
    dpuck1998 said:
    Sorry to any blondes :cheer2:

    Let's take a trip to Disney

    Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World left". After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
    you took my joke
     

    BloomFan151

    Nobody move! I dropped me brain!
    Joined
    Jul 8, 2006
    Well on our first trip to Disney World, we were on the ferrie boat back to the dolphin and it was raing so people started saying disney jokes...here are some.


    What Does EPCOT stand for?
    EVERY PERSON COMES OUT TIRED!! :rotfl2:

    What Does MGM stand for?
    MICKEYS GOT MONEY! :smickey:

    There were more but those are the only ones I can remember !! :confused3

    The other jokes are really funny though!!
     

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