Your best Disney Jokes!

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  1. Thinktinknpixiedust

    Thinktinknpixiedust DIS Veteran

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    I only have a couple of jokes that are Disney related and I have just about worn those out with my kids and anyone else that would listen. Soooo I figured if I wanted new material I should come here. I only want Disney jokes though... and really I'd rather they be rated G or PG (unless it's really funny, then keep it clean!)

    Here's mine:
    Why was Tiggers head stuck in the toilet? :confused3
    Cuz he was looking for pooh :blush: :sad2:

    What kind of car does Mickey's girlfriend drive? ::MinnieMo
    A MINNIE van!!! :joker:

    Ok guys... let er rip!! :listen:
     
  2. JerseyGirl114

    JerseyGirl114 Mouseketeer

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    Brand new here...
    This used to be my daughter's favorite joke

    What kind of fairy doesn't take a bath?
    Stinkerbell!
     
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  4. asa'smom

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    Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?

    Because he wanted to find Pluto! :laughing:
     
  5. Thinktinknpixiedust

    Thinktinknpixiedust DIS Veteran

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    Stinkerbelle! :rotfl2: The goofy one I couldn't tell my kids, but hey I got a good giggle!! and Pluto :lmao:

    So keep em coming!! :banana:
     
  6. proudmomof4

    proudmomof4 DIS Veteran

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    This is not really a joke, but one time I was on e-bay looking for Disney items and they had Pooh scented candles and my kids thought it was the funniest thing and now every time we go to WDW they want to go up to the CMs in the stores and say "Excuse me, but do you have any Pooh scented candles?"
     
  7. mmlovers90

    mmlovers90 That's some bad hat Harry

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    Last month we got trapped on the Jungle Cruise riverboat ride during a rainstorm. The tour guide told us all these corny jokes to keep us entertained while we waited for someone to come tow us out (took an hour)...these are the two I remember....

    Why does Tigger always smell? :tigger:
    Because he's always playing with Pooh! pooh:

    Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    Because he can Neverland!
     
  8. proudmomof4

    proudmomof4 DIS Veteran

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    My DS just came up with this one:

    Why does Alice ask so many questions?

    Because she's in wonderland!
     
  9. Sneezie

    Sneezie <font color=darkorchid>I don't like unfinished tri

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    :lmao: :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl:

    I wonder what scent they associate with a "Pooh" candle?
     
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  10. lorli

    lorli Perfectly Pixieish

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    Sorry :sad2: I don't have any to contribute but I do love reading them all. :rotfl2:
     
  11. byoung

    byoung <font color=coral>You are keeping us alive<br><br>

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    Bumping.
     
  12. Thinktinknpixiedust

    Thinktinknpixiedust DIS Veteran

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    :rotfl2: Pooh scented Candles!! :lmao:
     
  13. familyfirsttimer

    familyfirsttimer Not my 1st time anymore! I'm hooked for life!!!!

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  14. lovesmurfs

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    Honey?
     
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  15. EeyoreFan1

    EeyoreFan1 <font color=deeppink> You make me smile so much my

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    I think it was associtaed in THAT kind of pooh...

     
  16. lovesmurfs

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    Patient: "Doctor, you've got to help me, some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck, other mornings I think I'm Mickey Mouse."

    Doctor: "Hmmmmmmm, and how long have you been having these disney spells?"
     
  17. dpuck1998

    dpuck1998 <font color=blue>I'm innocent I tell you...innocen

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    Sorry to any blondes :cheer2:

    Let's take a trip to Disney

    Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World left". After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
     
  18. StitchfansJr

    StitchfansJr <font color=red><marquee>Hold your head high heavy

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    shoot you took mine. :lmao:
     
  19. the john

    the john Mouseketeer

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    you took my joke
     
  20. BloomFan151

    BloomFan151 Nobody move! I dropped me brain!

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    Well on our first trip to Disney World, we were on the ferrie boat back to the dolphin and it was raing so people started saying disney jokes...here are some.


    What Does EPCOT stand for?
    EVERY PERSON COMES OUT TIRED!! :rotfl2:

    What Does MGM stand for?
    MICKEYS GOT MONEY! :smickey:

    There were more but those are the only ones I can remember !! :confused3

    The other jokes are really funny though!!
     
  21. Alyssa Barrieault

    Alyssa Barrieault Earning My Ears

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    What did Dug do? He dug a hole
     

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