I only have a couple of jokes that are Disney related and I have just about worn those out with my kids and anyone else that would listen. Soooo I figured if I wanted new material I should come here. I only want Disney jokes though... and really I'd rather they be rated G or PG (unless it's really funny, then keep it clean!) Here's mine: Why was Tiggers head stuck in the toilet? Cuz he was looking for pooh What kind of car does Mickey's girlfriend drive? A MINNIE van!!! Ok guys... let er rip!!