Your best Disney Jokes!

Discussion in 'Welcome to the DIS' started by Thinktinknpixiedust, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. Thinktinknpixiedust

    Thinktinknpixiedust DIS Veteran

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2005
    Messages:
    902
    I only have a couple of jokes that are Disney related and I have just about worn those out with my kids and anyone else that would listen. Soooo I figured if I wanted new material I should come here. I only want Disney jokes though... and really I'd rather they be rated G or PG (unless it's really funny, then keep it clean!)

    Here's mine:
    Why was Tiggers head stuck in the toilet? :confused3
    Cuz he was looking for pooh :blush: :sad2:

    What kind of car does Mickey's girlfriend drive? ::MinnieMo
    A MINNIE van!!! :joker:

    Ok guys... let er rip!! :listen:
     
  2. bsmcneil

    bsmcneil DIS Veteran

    Joined:
    May 22, 2006
    Messages:
    614
    i know of a slightly offcolor one...but it goes like this:

    so mickey and minnie are getting a divorce. what? you didn't hear? well the other day in the court precedings, the judge tried to get them to stay together. he looks at mickey and says, "you guys can't break up; you're an american icon. i mean, you said for better or for worse, in sickness and in health - so what if she's gone crazy." mickey interrupted him, "no, your honor, i didn't say she was crazy, i said she was ^@#%ing Goofy."
     
    DisneyNurse4Life and sandieb like this.
  3. Avatar

    Advertisement


  4. JerseyGirl114

    JerseyGirl114 Mouseketeer

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2006
    Messages:
    223
    Brand new here...
    This used to be my daughter's favorite joke

    What kind of fairy doesn't take a bath?
    Stinkerbell!
     
  5. asa'smom

    asa'smom DIS Veteran

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2002
    Messages:
    516
    Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?

    Because he wanted to find Pluto! :laughing:
     
  6. Thinktinknpixiedust

    Thinktinknpixiedust DIS Veteran

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2005
    Messages:
    902
    Stinkerbelle! :rotfl2: The goofy one I couldn't tell my kids, but hey I got a good giggle!! and Pluto :lmao:

    So keep em coming!! :banana:
     
  7. proudmomof4

    proudmomof4 DIS Veteran

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2006
    Messages:
    728
    This is not really a joke, but one time I was on e-bay looking for Disney items and they had Pooh scented candles and my kids thought it was the funniest thing and now every time we go to WDW they want to go up to the CMs in the stores and say "Excuse me, but do you have any Pooh scented candles?"
     
  8. mmlovers90

    mmlovers90 That's some bad hat Harry

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2006
    Messages:
    85
    Last month we got trapped on the Jungle Cruise riverboat ride during a rainstorm. The tour guide told us all these corny jokes to keep us entertained while we waited for someone to come tow us out (took an hour)...these are the two I remember....

    Why does Tigger always smell? :tigger:
    Because he's always playing with Pooh! pooh:

    Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    Because he can Neverland!
     
  9. proudmomof4

    proudmomof4 DIS Veteran

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2006
    Messages:
    728
    My DS just came up with this one:

    Why does Alice ask so many questions?

    Because she's in wonderland!
     
  10. Sneezie

    Sneezie <font color=darkorchid>I don't like unfinished tri

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2006
    Messages:
    1,155
    :lmao: :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl:

    I wonder what scent they associate with a "Pooh" candle?
     
    DisneyNurse4Life likes this.
  11. lorli

    lorli Perfectly Pixieish

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2005
    Messages:
    1,396
    Sorry :sad2: I don't have any to contribute but I do love reading them all. :rotfl2:
     
  12. byoung

    byoung <font color=coral>You are keeping us alive<br><br>

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2005
    Messages:
    13,323
    Bumping.
     
  13. Thinktinknpixiedust

    Thinktinknpixiedust DIS Veteran

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2005
    Messages:
    902
    :rotfl2: Pooh scented Candles!! :lmao:
     
  14. familyfirsttimer

    familyfirsttimer Not my 1st time anymore! I'm hooked for life!!!!

    Joined:
    May 12, 2005
    Messages:
    1,293
  15. lovesmurfs

    lovesmurfs DIS Veteran

    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2006
    Messages:
    6,401
    Honey?
     
    DisneyNurse4Life likes this.
  16. EeyoreFan1

    EeyoreFan1 <font color=deeppink> You make me smile so much my

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2006
    Messages:
    14,739
    I think it was associtaed in THAT kind of pooh...

     
  17. lovesmurfs

    lovesmurfs DIS Veteran

    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2006
    Messages:
    6,401
    Patient: "Doctor, you've got to help me, some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck, other mornings I think I'm Mickey Mouse."

    Doctor: "Hmmmmmmm, and how long have you been having these disney spells?"
     
  18. dpuck1998

    dpuck1998 <font color=blue>I'm innocent I tell you...innocen

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2003
    Messages:
    10,277
    Warning..this one is PG-13...



    Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."

    Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

    "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

    Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied.

    "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

    "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother," Cinderella replied. "He took care of everything."

    "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"

    "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something or other...."
     
  19. dpuck1998

    dpuck1998 <font color=blue>I'm innocent I tell you...innocen

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2003
    Messages:
    10,277
    Sorry to any blondes :cheer2:

    Let's take a trip to Disney

    Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World left". After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
     
  20. Thinktinknpixiedust

    Thinktinknpixiedust DIS Veteran

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2005
    Messages:
    902
    :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rolleyes:
     
  21. StitchfansJr

    StitchfansJr <font color=red><marquee>Hold your head high heavy

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2006
    Messages:
    18,382
    shoot you took mine. :lmao:
     

Share This Page