You know you've been married long when...

[disney junky]

you're thrilled that the hotel room has two double beds!

Come on. Play along!

 

[Pomlover2586]

You both know that if you can only have one vacation a year it's going to be Disneyland!!!!

 

[Pikester]

you're happy that DH fell asleep in the recliner because that means you get the bed all to yourself.

 

[disney junky]

you're happy that DH fell asleep in the recliner because that means you get the bed all to yourself.

 

[JerseyMamaBear]

when im happy that he wroks midnights so i can have the bed to myself...

 

[jeminni]

When I'm happy I go to disney by myself and he's happy I go to disney by myself.

 

[DVCJones]

when im happy that he wroks midnights so i can have the bed to myself...

My DH just started the overnight shift last week. I totally know what you are talking about. It is amazing how well one sleeps when no one is snoring in your ear all night.

I did my best to "sound" sympathetic when he told me he was going to the night shift though.

He will have it pretty good when we all go back to school. He will have a quiet house all to himself. It is a win/win for everyone.

 

[SundancePass]

When he buys you the airplane ticket to go to your parents house and wishes you a fabulous trip and says that he will be glad to take care of the kids!

 

[Aristomommy]

When he is glad you work a Saturday morning shift so you are not home to nag about the "Saturday morning cleaning routine". And I am glad to work a Saturday morning shift so I don't have to be at home cleaning, even though I invented the routine, LOL!

 

[wdwiala]

When your husband is very relaxed holding your purse for you. My dad has reached this level of marriagehood, my husband has not.

 

[McKelly]

When your husband is very relaxed holding your purse for you. My dad has reached this level of marriagehood, my husband has not.

LOL!! This is so funny!! My DH HATES it when I ask him to hold my purse! He will do it, but complains the whole time, but yet, he will go to the store and buy tampons for me!! But he always buys a few "extras", so he is not just going through the line with tampons!

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

you're happy that DH fell asleep in the recliner because that means you get the bed all to yourself.

I would have said sofa.

 

[mamacatnv]

You ask your spouse to taste something to see if you will like it.

 

[mamacatnv]

When he buys you the airplane ticket to go to your parents house and wishes you a fabulous trip and says that he will be glad to take care of the kids!

:

 

[Papa Deuce]

when you are comfortable enough to go to the bathroom without closing the door.

 

[mamacatnv]

He gladly drops you off at the bar for girls night - hands you a fistful of cash and says "just call when you need me to pick you up" only because you know he's thinking he's gonna get lucky!

 

[tngramma]

You know you have been married a long time when you both go to your own bed to sleep in your own room and are happy about it.

 

[etoiles]

when your monthly girl's night out get cancelled and he's sad he didn't get the house all to himself all evening.


I'm vegetarian and during the girl's night out DH always enjoys cooking up a ton of meat when I'm gone so this month he missed his meat night!!!

 

[Ohiodislover]

When he automatically buys the tampons/pads you use because he noticed they were a good price!

 

[ZephyrHawk]

Apparently, I haven't been married long enough to experience most of these. Although, the other day, I did notice my purse hanging off of DH's shoulder some time after I had absent-mindedly passed it to him for a moment. We both just forgot he had it.