preshi
<font color=red>Proud Sister of A United States Ma
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2000
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1. You have 5 passwords, but can only remember one.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of three.
4. You e mail your buddy who works at the desk next to
you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is
that they do not have an e mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you
accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.
9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
11. You can only write on 'sticky pads'.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you
lost all of your best jokes.
13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your
job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more
likely to get long service awards.
15. Board members salaries are higher than all the
Third World countries annual budgets combined.
16. Interviewees, despite not having relevant knowledge
or experience, terminate the interview when told of the
starting salary.
17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple
diet.
18. Your supervisor gets a brand new state of the art
laptop with all the latest features, while you have
time to go for lunch while yours boots up.
19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're
in hospital.
20. There's no money in the budget for the five
permanent staff your department desperately needs, but
they can afford four full time management consultants
advising your boss's boss on strategy.
21. Your relatives and family describe your job as
"works with computers".
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE..
22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
smiling.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of three.
4. You e mail your buddy who works at the desk next to
you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is
that they do not have an e mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you
accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.
9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
11. You can only write on 'sticky pads'.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you
lost all of your best jokes.
13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your
job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more
likely to get long service awards.
15. Board members salaries are higher than all the
Third World countries annual budgets combined.
16. Interviewees, despite not having relevant knowledge
or experience, terminate the interview when told of the
starting salary.
17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple
diet.
18. Your supervisor gets a brand new state of the art
laptop with all the latest features, while you have
time to go for lunch while yours boots up.
19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're
in hospital.
20. There's no money in the budget for the five
permanent staff your department desperately needs, but
they can afford four full time management consultants
advising your boss's boss on strategy.
21. Your relatives and family describe your job as
"works with computers".
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE..
22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
smiling.
