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Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angel's
You get to work and you find the "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the wight of the candles.
Your 4-year-old tells you it's almost inpossible to flush a grapefriut down the toilet.
Your car payment, house payment and girlfriend are all 3 months overdue.
You need one bathroom scale for each foot.
You call your wife and tell her you'd like to eat out toninght and when you get home there's a sandwich on the front porch.
Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
Everyone's laughing but you.
You get to work and you find the "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the wight of the candles.
Your 4-year-old tells you it's almost inpossible to flush a grapefriut down the toilet.
Your car payment, house payment and girlfriend are all 3 months overdue.
You need one bathroom scale for each foot.
You call your wife and tell her you'd like to eat out toninght and when you get home there's a sandwich on the front porch.
Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
Everyone's laughing but you.
