Yoda-ism

[monkeyboy]

When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not

Wars not make one great

Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things


Mind what you have learned. Save you it can

 

[jrydberg]

How you get so big eating food of this kind?

 

[Maleficent13]

Do or do not. There is no try.

 

[Bob Slydell]

Originally posted by Maleficent13
Do or do not. There is no try.

You karate yes, ok.
You karate no, ok.

You karate, guess so, -squish- just like grape.


Oops, sorry, wrong wise man.

 

[Missy1961]

Originally posted by Maleficent13
Do or do not. There is no try.

That was what I would have posted!

 

[Maleficent13]

Away put your weapon. I mean you no harm.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

LOL*

This one, a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away, to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was.

TOV

 

[Maleficent13]

Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is.

 

[monkeyboy]

A guy at work tosses these gems around

Annuities? Fixed, a good idea, always

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

Yoda sounds like Miss Piggy to me!

Sorry OT

Lori

 

[WDWHound]

Luke: "I don't believe it."
Yoda: That is why you fail.

 

[pixie3]

Difficult to see, the dark side is.

 

[pixie3]

Too old to begin the training, this one is.

weeeeee!

 

[flaps]

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide"
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

 

[phillybeth]

Originally posted by pirateofthecarolinas
Yoda sounds like Miss Piggy to me!

Sorry OT

Lori

He also sounds a bit like Fozzie and Grover too. Wonder why that is?

 

[phillybeth]

Originally posted by pixie3
Difficult to see, the dark side is.

Quicker, easier, more seductive.