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I was like is this bragging story going to ever end? Why not hire a horn section to do the tooting? Just kidding Ami. I'm sure you're very proud. I wish my daughter would become the next Hannah Montana and then I could retire to the fort or wherever I wanted lol. How do I know? Because she promises that when she get's rich she'll take care of dad for all the great trips I do with her lol. Knowing my luck she'd forget.
 
Ami!!! I'm so excited for your DD!!! :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

The best I ever did was win a $500 final prize for a karaoke contest.
 
I saw elsewhere on the boards that much of the Dis vacationers save 2-2.5 years for a vacation to WDW!
 

Ami, that's really cool! You're allowed to be a proud mom!! DD9 says she'll play guitar for the band!! :rotfl: She wants to be a rock star too...but no vocals in this family!

Al, I need one of those Harps (or a few) after the day I've had!
 
Al, I need one of those Harps (or a few) after the day I've had!

I've got some in the fridge. You're welcome to one or more. I'm sitting in the gazebo drinking some Shiraz though. Maybe start a fire later!
 
Knowing my luck she'd forget.


I know that the day before my son gets rich, A: I will have Alzheimer's and won't know it, or B: I will drop dead the next day!


That is why I don't play the lotto, cuz I can guarantee the very next day, I will be dead as a stump! LOL
 
powerball is 75 million, win it and will it to me. i'll put a photo of you in the trailer and kick al out.
 
Somebody won Fla Lotto last nite, but it sure wasn't me!!:headache: We're back to $3 mil for Saturday. Yeah...I'd take it!!::yes::
 
Hey, I got an idea for all you guys who like to lose your money in the lottery. Just send whatever you would normally spend each week to me, FWGuy. At the end of each month, I pull some random numbers off my computer, and if it's the number I assign to you, then you'll get the money. I promise!!! If there are no winners, then ol' FWGuy gets to buy Kungaloosh supplies! This is a no lose situation, folks, and I don't think you can afford to pass it up.

As a disclaimer, to Scott and Rhonda, I'm only kidding and am in no way self promoting for profit.

Hey, remember when Soupy Sales got in trouble for telling all the kids to go into their mother's purses and send him those green pieces of paper?

I sat on an airplane with Soupy about 20 years ago in California. He didn't want to talk about the above incident.
 
Hey, I got an idea for all you guys who like to lose your money in the lottery. Just send whatever you would normally spend each week to me, FWGuy. At the end of each month, I pull some random numbers off my computer, and if it's the number I assign to you, then you'll get the money. I promise!!! If there are no winners, then ol' FWGuy gets to buy Kungaloosh supplies! This is a no lose situation, folks, and I don't think you can afford to pass it up.

As a disclaimer, to Scott and Rhonda, I'm only kidding and am in no way self promoting for profit.

Hey, remember when Soupy Sales got in trouble for telling all the kids to go into their mother's purses and send him those green pieces of paper?

I sat on an airplane with Soupy about 20 years ago in California. He didn't want to talk about the above incident.

Down here in the south, we call the lottery the Redneck IRA ;)
 
It's a nice, quiet Friday at the North East Outpost for FW, and I was just thinking of some of the cool jobs I have had. When I was stationed out in the desert in California, I was the Plague Control Officer. I got to travel all over the desert visiting prairie dog colonies and dusting all the holes with flea powder, the theory being the prairie dog would rub against the edges of the hole whenever he went in or out and the flea powder would rub off on his fur, killing the fleas that carry the plague. How cool is that?
 
It must have worked I don't remember any plagues being blamed on fleas.
 
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