Yada, yada, yada...... political advertisements....

[Claudia1]

I have think I have them figured out.

For congress, senate, or other legislative leaders...
You must run an add that shows your wife/husband gazing at you adoringly while your children play with the dog in the background. You must also promise to work for better education, lower taxes, and a better life for all Americans.

For law enforcement officials....
Your ad must show yourself arresting a drug dealer, reading to an elementary classroom, and in uniform with flashing lights in the background.


Now, if I could just figure out how to tell them apart before I vote then I wouldn't feel like I'm living in Stepford.

 

[Jeff in BigD]

Just once I'd love to see one where they have a look-a-like of the rival candidate dressed up as the Hamburgler. Robble-robble!

 

[debster812]

lol Jeff. OMG, I almost just spit soda all over the monitor. Hee hee

Robble robble indeed.

 

[alabamaalan]

Originally posted by Jeff in BigD
Just once I'd love to see one where they have a look-a-like of the rival candidate dressed up as the Hamburgler. Robble-robble!

Did he ever run against Mayor McCheese? Anyone remember him?

Why no, it wasn't an HR Puffnstuff rip-off

 

[Jeff in BigD]

Alan, here ya go...

I can see the headlines now...

"Would YOU elect this man?!"

 

[alabamaalan]

I would if he shared a few hot hamburgers!

Aren't they all crooks anyway?

I'll gladly give you a vote Tuesday, for a hamburger today!

 

[JohnTBap]

Don't y'all remember Mayor McCheese and the hanging chad scandal??

BTW, if all he is stealing is hamburgers, then he is CLEARLY the lesser of two evils.