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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire" with Regis Philbin.
Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left:
phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is
worth one million dollars If you get it wrong, you drop
back to $32,000. Are you ready?"
Pam: "Yes."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its
own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D)
thrush."
Pam: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Carol."
Carol (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello?"
Regis: "Hello Carol, it's Regis Philbin from Who Wants to
be a Millionaire. I have your friend Pam here who needs
your help to answer the one million dollar question. The
next voice you hear will be Pam's..."
Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build
it's own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or
D) thrush."
Carol: "Oh geez, Pam. That's simple. It's a cuckoo."
Pam: "Are you sure?"
Carol: "I'm sure."
Regis: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the $500,000 or
play for the million?"
Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with C) cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Pam: "Yes."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."
Regis: "You said C) cuckoo, and you're right!
Congratulations, you have just won one million dollars!"
To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That night they
go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Pam
looks at Carol and asks her, "Tell me, how did you know
that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
"That's easy, everybody knows they live in clocks."
Millionaire" with Regis Philbin.
Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left:
phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is
worth one million dollars If you get it wrong, you drop
back to $32,000. Are you ready?"
Pam: "Yes."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its
own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D)
thrush."
Pam: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Carol."
Carol (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello?"
Regis: "Hello Carol, it's Regis Philbin from Who Wants to
be a Millionaire. I have your friend Pam here who needs
your help to answer the one million dollar question. The
next voice you hear will be Pam's..."
Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build
it's own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or
D) thrush."
Carol: "Oh geez, Pam. That's simple. It's a cuckoo."
Pam: "Are you sure?"
Carol: "I'm sure."
Regis: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the $500,000 or
play for the million?"
Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with C) cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Pam: "Yes."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."
Regis: "You said C) cuckoo, and you're right!
Congratulations, you have just won one million dollars!"
To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That night they
go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Pam
looks at Carol and asks her, "Tell me, how did you know
that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
"That's easy, everybody knows they live in clocks."