I know the story behind the pics.
This lady that was from the south moved up north with her boyfriend. She had always taken her cat to get what was called a "line cut" every year. That is where they just cut off the excess hair and make a nice line (think of a bob for a cat). Well, she took it to the new groomer up north and with her southern drawl asked for a "line cut". Well, she was suprised to find out that it would be twice as much as what she paid down south. She asked the groomer "Are you sure you know what a line cut is?" He said "Oh, yes ma'am, we can do a lion cut." This is how her cat looked when she got it back.
Kennel to carry cat to groomers: 40.00
Gas to get to the groomers: 5.00
"lion cut" at the groomers: 80.00
Getting the look from a seriously mad cat: priceless!