Worst Tattoo You've Ever Seen

[SC Minnie]

My exSIL's sister has a tatoo of their mother on her shoulder blade. It is black and white and the tatoo artist was not very good. The tatoo looks kind of creepy. The eyes and the mouth just look weird. Looks nothing like their mother.

 

[Kriddlet]

One of my friends has "Your name" tattooed in a heart on his rear end; so that every time he meets a new girl he can say "Hey, I have your named tattooed on my rear end!" Obviously when they say no you don't, he has to show them

At least that is one that is hidden the majority of the time!

 

[Jennasis]

One of my friends has "Your name" tattooed in a heart on his rear end; so that every time he meets a new girl he can say "Hey, I have your named tattooed on my rear end!" Obviously when they say no you don't, he has to show them

At least that is one that is hidden the majority of the time!

So does Steve-O. Hilarious!

 

[jen0610]

Just looked through a sampling of Paul Ackers tattoos. Holy Cow..does he do a wonderful job. The tattoo of Total Recall on the foot....NO WAY could I sit thru all of that detail and shading.

 

[krcit]

oops!

 

[Irish9697]

I am admittedly not a tattoo fan, but in general, I don't pay any attention to them. But, I have seen two awful ones in my lifetime.

The first, a full-color, probably 7inch Homer Simpson chugging a beer. This was on the upper arm of a very overweight, not toned, just-graduated-from-college guy. I knew him vaguely and was just appalled and couldn't fathom what would prompt him to go through with something like that! You can't tell me he doesn't regret it today (13 years later)!!

Speaking of regret...

We were at Blizzard Beach in March waiting in line for the Double Dipper and there was a group of about 4 girls in front of us. They looked to be upper high school or early college aged. Cute, slim, bikinis, fun little accessory jewelry. And, then one girl turned around and on her beautiful flat stomach was tattooed in large, ornate swirly-script letters, extending from hip bone over to belly button (this thing took up most of the skin on the one side of her stomach) was the phrase: Je ne regrette

Talk about putting your foot in your mouth. I am of the opinion that if you tattoo "I never regret" across the expanse of your young, taut stomach at the age of 18, that, yes, some regret will most definitely creep in at some point.

 

[worm761]

At a nail salon I used to go to I saw a girl with Dady written on her back. I asked her if she knew they had misspelled it. She was not happy. So they then took the y and tried to make it into a rose. It really didn't work.

 

[Sonya]

Speaking of regret...

We were at Blizzard Beach in March waiting in line for the Double Dipper and there was a group of about 4 girls in front of us. They looked to be upper high school or early college aged. Cute, slim, bikinis, fun little accessory jewelry. And, then one girl turned around and on her beautiful flat stomach was tattooed in large, ornate swirly-script letters, extending from hip bone over to belly button (this thing took up most of the skin on the one side of her stomach) was the phrase: Je ne regrette

Talk about putting your foot in your mouth. I am of the opinion that if you tattoo "I never regret" across the expanse of your young, taut stomach at the age of 18, that, yes, some regret will most definitely creep in at some point.

How about when she meets someone who can speak French? It should be "Je ne regrette pas" or even "Je ne regrette rien"

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Does anyone need to tell the tattoo artist: "Urine big trouble!"

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I know someone who has a rosary tattooed around her ankle and the cross hanging down on the top of her foot. Not necessarily ugly, but I just don't get it. It's definitely not my cup of tea, particularly once I found out Nicole Richie also has it.