Worst Tattoo You've Ever Seen

[TinkPinkPoem]

This one is pretty good. I wanted to post another one...but it might not be quite right for this website...
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Now that is a tattoo Barney Stinson would totally get! (How I met your mother fan here, obviously!).

Friend's h (respectable guy, good job, professional) has a tat of Taz giving the middle finger on his calf. Why? Then they had to lie to their dd about what TAz is doing- I think they said waving!With one finger?

Oh dear, this is hysterical. Poor little girl.

 

[a1tinkfans]

I cannot believe my eyes! People are SICK!

I have NEVER seen this before, GOODNESS that is GROSS!!!



But I must say I laughed, can you imagine when that person is dead in a morgue and (hopefully) OLD and he is all saggy with a saggy fat cat with a saggy Hiney

I think we should have a thread of tatoos that have been around for 20 years to see what they REALLY look like

 

[a1tinkfans]

This one is pretty good. I wanted to post another one...but it might not be quite right for this website...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1KU50qr4NZk/SaW9lAVAoeI/AAAAAAAAADg/KigINLjaB58/s400/worst+tattoo+3.jpg

Anyone that would tat that, DESERVES the HORROR, too funny!

 

[paintnolish]

My ex-boyfriend had 2 burning crosses tattooed on his shoulder blade - he tried to convince me that the burning represented his sins against Jesus but I think it meant something totally different if you know what I mean. Just one of the many reasons I broke up with him!

Break up=

 

[yoopermom]

My SIL (otherwise usually a normal person) decided when she turned 30 to get a tattoo, just below her belly button, of an arrow pointing down. I can't wait until she's elderly and saggy and the arrow points up due to tummy sag!

Terri
PS And that cat one is giving me nightmares, thank you very much!

 

[DisneySaver28]

Now that is a tattoo Barney Stinson would totally get! (How I met your mother fan here, obviously!).

I - wait for it - absolutely - wait for it - love - wait for it - HIMYM!

I loved how they handled Alyson Hannigan pregnancy! (The food eating contests & then her leaving for 4 weeks because of Barney's dirty joke, lol! )

Okay, back to tattoos!

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Not counting homemade tats, I would say the one I saw at TL about 4 years ago. This beautiful young woman with a near perfect figure in a bikini....with a sprawling tattoo across her stomach. It was about 4"high and 12"across, and I don't even remember what the subject matter was. It could have been the most beautiful tat in the entire world, but OMG, who would do that to their young, flat, tummy?

 

[stahshee]

My dad has a tattoo that is almost 75 years old! It is on his forearm. I remember when you could read it and it was very clear - but it is now just blobs of ink.

 

[OceanAnnie]

I have never seen one like the cat. Eeeeewwww. Totally gross.

 

[SundancePass]

I am with the OP....I don't like tats at all.

 

[MushyMushy]

When I was in my early 20s, I really wanted a dragon tattoo somewhere, maybe upper breast or somewhere hidden. Anyway, I was on a bus going to work and saw this ancient woman with a dragon tat on her hand and it was so faded and saggy. I realized that no matter what I got, it would look bad as I aged, so I decided to never get one.

 

[Sammy]

I saw the worst tattoo today when I took DD shopping at Old Navy. The woman ahead of me in line at the register had a tank top on and on her upper arm was a tattoo of a naked, headless woman! It wasn't bloody like she had been decapitated or anything....just headless! With lots of swirling artwork around where the head should be. And lets just say the naked body was very "well endowed" and must have been "cold"! Very "Klassy"!!

 

[Nie0214]

I never understood the "it looks bad when you're old" argument, you won't look good tattoo-less either. At least I'll have a form of positive ID. Not that my shoulder blade will sag much though.

 

[imabrat]

Not that my shoulder blade will sag much though.

You would be surprised.
That's why my tattoo is on my foot.

 

[MinnieMe87]

I never understood the "it looks bad when you're old" argument, you won't look good tattoo-less either. At least I'll have a form of positive ID. Not that my shoulder blade will sag much though.

I agree!! That's why mine is on my shoulder blade area also! And if it does sag, big deal, I love it and that's all that matters!

Answering the OP's question..the worst Tattoo I've ever seen..hmm It's gotta be the one this girl I used to work had. It was three stars and on her chest area. She is very well endowed, and wears low cut shirts, so they always show. Sad part of it is..the look like someone colored them on her skin with a Crayola marker. They are crooked and fading something awful. Probably won't be the worst one I'll ever see, but it ranks right up there in the hideous department.

 

[Nie0214]

You would be surprised.
That's why my tattoo is on my foot.

My best friend has horseshoes on her foot. I don't know if I could get my foot done, the one on my back I can't see unless I look in a mirror.

 

[browneyes106]

A couple of weeks ago I went to BBQ at a friend's house. I hadn't seen her younger brother in years and he had horrible looking star tattoo on the back arm just below the elbow.

 

[Tikitoi]

The one on Mike Tyson's head. (God rest his daugthers soul).

 

[Handbag Lady]

For the fans of the Patriots:

Another prison tattoo?



The freakiest one I saw was years ago. This guy was the first guy I ever saw who decided to tattoo eyes on his eyelids. Now everyone does it but still.


Oh, and the other worst one I saw was the guy who had female legs placed on his underarm area...I don't think I need to expound on that idea...

 

[Nie0214]