Worst Tattoo You've Ever Seen

Will I be a horrible person if I nominate my cousin? She has a devil fetus on her shoulder blade. I think it's the ugliest thing, really, who wants a devil fetus? A devil, I'm still not too keen on, but I can deal with. But a devil fetus is just disturbing. And she always wears halters or tube tops so it's nice and visible to scare little children.
A devil..fetus? Like, a fetus with devil horns and a tail?

I'm sorry, but what in the world?! (That's the family friendly version)
Not in person, but those ones where the belly button is a butthole on some animal like a cow or monkey.:eek:
I really really hate those. I think they are very disgusting and tasteless.
My best friend was a surgical assistant. She told me that they did surgery on a man with a giant ***** tattooed down the side of his arm.

ETA: Oops I guess that word doesn't get through the censor -- let's just say male member.

I don't like tattoos, personally. Temporary tattoos from time to time could be fun. But I want something that washes off!


At an amusement park I saw a guy with a devil's head. The devil was sticking out his tongue and a naked woman was...well...wrapped enthusiastically around it. I usually like tattoos, but I thought that was rather tasteless.
Double EWWWW for these last two.

I have to agree on the mis-spelled tattoos.
 
facial tattoos of any sort. A local woman has/had a really nasty one of a rat on the side of her shaved head.
 
A devil..fetus? Like, a fetus with devil horns and a tail?

I'm sorry, but what in the world?! (That's the family friendly version)
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That's basically what it is, a fetus with horns and a tail. It's really just very ugly, and rather disturbing. It's a fetus all curled up in a ball, with the legs crossed, like how it looks in the womb, and the horns and tail. All done in black, no color. My aunt cried when she came home with that.
 
My MIL's tatooed on eyebrows. Apparently her eyebrows were hard to see so she had them tattooed on. My oldest DD swears they look purple to her.:scared1:

Now my mom has tatooed on eyeliner that looks just great but my MIL's eyebrows are something to see!!!
 

She has a tattoo that's (supposed) to be Tinkerbell. It has blonde hair, a green dress, a huge butt (one of thos sideways, legs crossed Tink poses) Angelina Jolie looking lips and the facial features make her look like she has Down's Syndrome.

***I don't say that to be in any way offensive, but if it really does look like that, the placement or the eyes, width of the forehead etc***

Just not an accurate representation of ANY Tinkerbell I've ever seen. She also had her DD's names written in an arch above and below Tink in purple ink. The arch is lopsided and you can't even read the names because the handwriting is very shaky and loopy.

Absolutely horrible work.

On the grotesque side, my ex boyfriend had a tattoo on his back of a grinning skull with hair blowing in the wind that was *ripping* it's way through his back muscles. Absolutely terrifying, twisted and totally beautiful. :confused3The workmanship was amazing. Such clear lines, subtle shading, and coloring, it it truly the work of a true artist. I can totally not like the "design" but love the workmanship and admire the tattoo artists ability. I want a tattoo of my DD's initials in a really lacy filagreed cross with some type of flowers and coloring, but haven't really persued getting it done. DH and I want maching ones but his will be a more manly design. :rolleyes:And neither one of us believes in putting anyones names other than our children's on our bodies!!
 
This guy i used to see when i worked retail. He had ABBA and a rainbow on his arm. just backwards b and everything. :confused3 Didnt know that had that big of fans. :rotfl:
 
My friend' stepdad has a huge Precious Moments clown doll tattooed on the back of his leg, he got it in prison. :sad2:
 
Friend's h (respectable guy, good job, professional) has a tat of Taz giving the middle finger on his calf. Why? Then they had to lie to their dd about what TAz is doing- I think they said waving!:rotfl2:With one finger?
 
Not in person, but those ones where the belly button is a butthole on some animal like a cow or monkey.:eek:

Yeah, I've seen pics where the belly button was a part of the female anatomy. Completely and utterly tasteless.

This one is pretty good. I wanted to post another one...but it might not be quite right for this website...
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That is HYSTERICAL.


I love tattoos. And as I've gotten older, I like them MORE. I'm a big scaredy cat... needles terrify me... so I don't have any :(
 
Last fall in Hawaii there was a girl laying next to us at the pool who had a very tiny bikini bottom on, and going up her stomach and down her legs were 8 tarantula legs. I'm sure you can imagine what that may have looked like without the bikini bottom... :eek: :sad2:
 
I tend to agree with the "any" comment, but my favorite examples of the practice are ones with misspellings:

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Last fall in Hawaii there was a girl laying next to us at the pool who had a very tiny bikini bottom on, and going up her stomach and down her legs were 8 tarantula legs. I'm sure you can imagine what that may have looked like without the bikini bottom... :eek: :sad2:


Ewwwww :eek:
 
Can I nominate my own?;)

I have (well, had) a tattoo of a bird on my lower abdomen/hip area. Two big babies later and it got all stretched out. Then, I had a tummy tuck and the incision went right through the middle of it. Half of it got cut off.

So I am left with just the bird's butt on my belly. Oh so attractive:rolleyes: :laughing: At least it's covered by a bathing suit so the only one who has to look at it is DH.


Ding ding ding! i think we have a winner.:rotfl2:
 
The worst tattoo I ever saw was on a woman, late-20s-early 30s. It was one of those butterfly-above-your-butt lower back tattoos. Except she had words tattooed above the butterfly; "You're not the first and you won't be the last." :scared1: Her father must be so proud.
 
My ex-boyfriend had 2 burning crosses tattooed on his shoulder blade - he tried to convince me that the burning represented his sins against Jesus but I think it meant something totally different if you know what I mean. Just one of the many reasons I broke up with him!
 
My SIL has a black & gray tat on her shoulder which is a pic of her father. She got it not long after he passed away. I understand the desire to have a little something of your father with you always but this tat is seriously creepy. The pic that she used wasn't the greatest pic to begin with and the artist did such a good job making it look realistic that it gives everyone the creeps :scared1:

If you know what her father looked like right before he passed you can easily tell its her father but lots of people (including several of my cousins, aunts, and uncles) have been thinking for 4+ years that she had a Jesus tattoo on her back. Once DH & I told them it was her father its been the talk of all family gatherings (they don't normally attend) :rolleyes1
 















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