Paul and Shirley
Mouseketeer
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2001
- Messages
- 130
1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
3. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
5. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
6. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windscreen.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
8. A closed mouth gathers no foot
9. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
10. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
3. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
5. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
6. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windscreen.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
8. A closed mouth gathers no foot
9. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
10. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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