Won't show my face in Hardee's for a while........

[MagicalMom]

I made a complte fool of myself! I rode through Hardee's drive thru in hopes of getting a medium diet coke. "Welcome to Hardees, would you like to try on of our combos?" came the voice through the drive thru.

"No thank you" I replied. "May I please have a medium Walmart."

I have no idea why I said that. I wasn't on my way there! I don't even think I was thinking about walmart!

"Sorry ma'am, we don't sell medium Walmarts" she insisted "Try down the road."

Now if I had any common sense I would have pulled out of line right there & went somewhere else, but I tend to lack common sense.

When I pulled up to the window I was handed my Diet Coke, while I noticed people trying to get a glimpse of just who the fool is!

Before I pulled off she said "Don't forget to go to Walmart!" & then they all laughed at me.

I ended up having to pull over on the side of the road because I was laughing so hard that i had tears running down my face. Thank God the kids weren't in the car! They would have talked about it for year!

 

[luvmydogs]

I hope a lot of people read this tonight. It's a much-needed laugh!

 

[JoenAdamnErinnSam]

With all do respect...I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!!! So do tell, after that you just HAD to go to Wal-Mart,right?

 

[ladycollector]

That's hilarious!!! You made me laugh out loud - for a long time!!

 

[drgnfly30]

LOL! This reminds me of something that happened the other week in a meeting at work... a co-worker of mine has a girlish crush on this guy who works there... in the meeting she was telling us of an issue she was having & the guy said he could help out, did she have so & so? She meant to say "yes come back to my desk after the meeting" but it came out as "Yes come back to my BEDROOM!".. I nearly pee'd myself!

 

[SillyMe]

We went to KFC's drive-thru a few weeks ago. I like white meat and the rest of the family likes legs. So, I ordered a bucket of original and specifically asked "Can I please have 2 breasts and the rest legs?"

The employee got quiet for a minute. When she read my order back to me you could hear her trying to compose herself. We pulled up to the window and 3 employees were standing there laughing at me. I didn't realize how it sounded when I said it.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

you poor thing.

 

[MandM-Mom]

I am just picturing this, very funny!!! Sounds like something I would do to make a fool of myself. Must of been one of those days with a hundred things on your mind right!

 

[Pam]

So - she didn't offer to Supersize that WalMart for you??

Thanks for a much needed laugh on the boards tonight!!

 

[Fantasmic303]

That's hysterical, and I'm laughing out loud right now.


Isn't it funny when completely random things come out of you at the wrong time? I can't tell you how many times I've written emails and labelled them with subjects that are completely accidentally random.



WALMART!! BWA HA HA HA!!

 

[drgnfly30]

Oooo I have another one... DH is a manager at Wendy's.. their drive thru is open late & he always gets a variety of people that have had a bit too much partying.. the other night one came through & asked for an order of "chicken nuts" & a "fruit bucket" instead of nuggets & a fruit bowl... DH had to say "sir we don't sell chicken's nuts here"... they were all laughing at him too!!

 

[holycow]

I needed a good laugh! thanks a bunch! Too funny!

Holycow

 

[Wishing on a star]

Tooooo Funny!!!! We needed this thread right about now!

Not to side-track this thread with the food, but...

I love the KFC story! Years ago I worked at a restaurant that served fried chicken. I completely lost it... I mean I just died. Late in the evening after a long shift, a man comes in and orders. He says "I'd like two of the biggest breast you've got"

Now, it is just occuring to me, I should have simply looked him in the eye and said

"Would you like thighs with that?.

 

[MinnieM3]

 

[eclectics]

Thanks! I needed that!!!!!

 

[SillyMe]

Tooooo Funny!!!! We needed this thread right about now!

I love the KFC story... Years ago I worked at a restaurant that served fried chicken. I completely lost it... I mean I just died.. late in the evening after a long shift, a man comes in and orders. He says "I'd like two of the biggest breast you've got"

Now, it is just hitting me, I should have simply looked him in the eye and said

"Would you like thighs with that?.

 

[Pooh67_68]

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

Oooo I have another one... DH is a manager at Wendy's.. their drive thru is open late & he always gets a variety of people that have had a bit too much partying.. the other night one came through & asked for an order of "chicken nuts" & a "fruit bucket" instead of nuggets & a fruit bowl... DH had to say "sir we don't sell chicken's nuts here"... they were all laughing at him too!!

OMG that is funny.

Thank you both for the chuckles.

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

Oh man, that is too funny! Thanks, I needed that!

If it makes you feel any better, I called my mom up a couple of months ago and said "Hi, textbook!" (I was out selling back my college textbooks at the time, but still!) Poor mom.

 

[stacy347]

LOL!! These are too funny! Thanks for a laugh tonight.