Wait, wait...If I really, truly thought some dude in a duck suit had felt me up at Disney, I would have at first thought "did that really just happen?" but I'd have thrown the most unholy fit to the park managers as soon as it happened. Did she not do this?! The police would have been there that day pressing charges... I'd have sounded like Sally to Linus in "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown": "I demand restitution!!" but I wouldn't be waiting several years for it....