Wishpoopers (Game)

[Forevryoung]

I wish that fancy lingerie was cheaper.

Fancy lingerie is cheap but you dont have anybody to wear it for (or any mirrors to look at how great you look)

I wish I had my masters degree already

 

[ophie]

I feel your pain...

Okay, POOF! You have your degree, but there are no jobs for the field in which you got it!


I wish I had a stuffed Pluto.

 

[pattyT]

I wish I had a stuffed Pluto.

you got one, and dropped him in th epool so he weighed 5000 pounds then you laid him in the driveway to dry and your neighbor ran him over, and all his stuffing popped out!


I wish I could find threads after I post and go away for a few hours! (I think someone already 'poofed' them -

 

[Aimee K]

you got one, and dropped him in th epool so he weighed 5000 pounds then you laid him in the driveway to dry and your neighbor ran him over, and all his stuffing popped out!


I wish I could find threads after I post and go away for a few hours! (I think someone already 'poofed' them -

Poof, you are now in the poofed thread section, however by going there you become a poofed poster.

I wish I had more coffee

 

[cats7494]

Poof, you are now in the poofed thread section, however by going there you become a poofed poster.

I wish I had more coffee

Granted - but your coffee tastes like tar!

I wish maternity clothes were not so ugly!

 

[ophie]

POOF! You have MORE COFFEE!! But it's tooooooooo much!! TOOOOOO much!! Now you have soooooooo much COFFEE that you have to pee all the time and you have no time to DIS!

OOPS! Too hyper. Got beat.

Okay...
Maternity clothes huh?

POOF! Maternity clothes are no longer ugly. They're fantastic looking! But now you look so fetching that you can never stay not-pregnant long enough to wear anything other than these fantastic maternity clothes!

I wish that my brother could come visit some time and I could take him to WDW.

 

[dis ms.]

Poof! Your brother comes to visit every week and you go broke taking him to WDW weekly.

I wish I had my own chauffer driven limo.

 

[cats7494]

I wish I had my own chauffer driven limo.

Poof - wish granted - but you go broke paying for the gas!

I wish that God never made mosquitos!

 

[Aimee K]

Poof. No more mosquitos, but now kittens feed on blood.

I wish I had working air conditioning in my car.

 

[dis ms.]

Poof! You have working AC in your car, but it's stuck on 32 degrees!

I wish someone would clean my house for me (any takers?)

 

[twinklebug]

I wish someone would clean my house for me (any takers?)

Poof!
The Cat-in-the-Hat zips in on a run
and cleans away ALL that needs to be done
~~because~~
he needs the room to have his kind of fun!

Your curtains become kites when tied to some floss.
The kitchen is clean, well, until the food gets tossed.

Your living room's fine, no need to fret...
but after the water fight it might be just a bit wet.

The car! the car!... We can't forget the car!
He'll take it for a drive, but not too far.
Just to the zoo,
to pick up a few
little animal friends to say hello to you? ((ACK! sorry not a poet))

My turn... can any fairy godparent out there grant me the wish that I had a successful company?

 

[tinknutt]

Poof: you have a successful company.....but no friends or loyal employees due to your management style.

I wish I had enough money so me and my DH wouldn't have to work and could enjoy travel...

 

[ophie]

I wish I had enough money so me and my DH wouldn't have to work and could enjoy travel...

POOF! You have money and time to travel, but now you're being followed to every travel destination by hurricanes!!

I wish I could eat whatever I want and not gain weight.

 

[Stitchfans]

poof you can eat whatever you want and not gain weight, but everythng tastes like castor oil.


I wish I could meet Johnny Depp and spend a day with him singing and playing the guitar for me. (sigh)

 

[Hollyann]

I wish I could meet Johnny Depp and spend a day with him singing and playing the guitar for me. (sigh)

POOF! Johnny Depp spent the day with you singing and playing the guitar....except, he CAN'T sing, he's LOUSY on the guitar and he's totally mean to you....

I wish I could take a nap every day....

 

[MUFFYCAT]

POOF! You got your daily nap. Bacause of all those naps you can't sleep at night and you have to get the kids ready for school. You so tired you make lunches of plain bread and a cookie. The kids are undernourished and start failing school.

I wash I was size 8 again.

 

[ophie]

I wash I was size 8 again.

POOF! You are a size 8, but it's only because they've changed the sizes so that lower numbers are bigger sizes!

I wish the networks wouldn't schedule their best shows in competition.

 

[Aimee K]

Poof. No televesion show competition. There is only one network, and it is the Bug Channel.

I wish my dd's science project was finished.

 

[dis ms.]

Poof! Your DD's science project is finished, but the dog ate it!

I wish Michael Jackson hadn't turned into such a freak!

 

[ophie]

I wish Michael Jackson hadn't turned into such a freak!

Wow... that's some wish. I don't know if I can help you with that one. Don't know if I can make that one worse...

Anyone??