What's THIS I'm reading..an "edit fairy"?

...Well, EXCUUUUSE ME...
Underwear Fairy is more powerful!

Take that...and THIS
The Underwear Fairy provides CLEAN underwear to all those who desire it!.
By God man..this is important work!
It's better to be associated with someone who takes seriously the need for clean underwear in this world.
BY THE POWER OF THE UNDERWEAR FAIRY..I DECLARE THIS THREAD CLOSED!
(maybe I ought to be using more bleach?

)
I said...CLOSED
Damn this wand

..I've got to trade it in for a new one.