Officer, Officer! There's this guy stalking me who's always surrounded by fish, and he has this little round pet that keeps following me around everywhere and leaving dot drops all over my carpet! What do I do?
They're worse than ants. You stomp all around and kill all the ones you can find, and more just keep popping up! I tried sweeping them up with a bunch of semicolons, but there were just too many!
Yeah, he'd probably just splatter them all over himself and turn into a Dalmation. Hmm, a Cocker-Mation, or a Dal-Spaniel. I'm seeing a whole new breed of dog here.