Bob,
I hate to admit it, but yes i remeber the song very well!! I can remember walking around singing along to it on a tiny transister radio.
Do you remember the "Ugly Wife Song"??? Not sure the exact name or who did it, but it says If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
It also says something about she sure is ugly, her eyes dont match, but she sure can cook.
Does that ring any bells out there??? I love that song.