Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours, and you don't even need to put a car in it.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President and nobody makes a big deal about your gender.
You can't get pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You know stuff about military tanks.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
People never stare at your chest while you're talking to them.
An occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Nothing grosses you out.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, all the time.
A five-day vacation requires only one small suitcase.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes, and if you did it would be no big deal anyway.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how bad your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife, and your front teeth.
You are free to grow a mustache.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
You can play with toys all your life.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Y
ou only have to shave your face and neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours, and you don't even need to put a car in it.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President and nobody makes a big deal about your gender.
You can't get pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You know stuff about military tanks.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
People never stare at your chest while you're talking to them.
An occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Nothing grosses you out.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, all the time.
A five-day vacation requires only one small suitcase.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes, and if you did it would be no big deal anyway.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how bad your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife, and your front teeth.
You are free to grow a mustache.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
You can play with toys all your life.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Y
ou only have to shave your face and neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
